New car features that you hate and make you think less of the person for adopting and making mainstream.

[Riccardo Bosi]

I ride a mountain bike.
At least...... I'd like to. I might. Maybe one day.

I like rape.

I ride a Triumph, child

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

OP sounds like he was conceived on the bench seat of a ’32 Ford Deuce Coupe rat-rod at a drive-in showing of American Graffiti.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Completely digital dashboards, like where the speedometer is and everything. It's all just a computer monitor.
What the fuck's going to happen when that shit breaks/crashes/etc? What happens 20 years down the line when you wanna restore an old car but discover everything you need for it to work is on a fucking screen and the parts are obsolete from some gay ass tech company.

they don't plan on us to restore them.
buy new product, stupid goy! modern cars are like disposable smartphones.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

The most egregious feature is this automatic high-beam option, where the car senses ambient light (other cars) and adjusts its own headlights accordingly. It's meant to be used outside of the city, but most people are so retarded they don't know what it is and the let their headlights schizophrenically flicker as other cars trigger the sensor, or the high-beams are on permanently and blast everyone with these baseball stadium LEDs.

I finally had that in a rental and got pissed off fighting it. No Chevy I don't need the high beams on. Nice implying my night vision sucks, stupid.

The big fancy screen also died as I was driving into Philly and of course I was using it for navigation through that shithole city.

 

[PogromStallone]

Why does everyone here have fancy cars?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

stupid plastic covers over the complete engine, it's my car - I'll tinker with it if I want to (not that 6 Torx bolts will stop me, but it's annoying)

OH yeh, & I hate those 'it'll start if the key's in your pocket' things' - I've got nearly half a mile from somewhere & the fucking thing dies 'cus I forgot my keys, peice of shit making me walk & leave the car in the middle of a 1-lane country road, fuck right off with that shit!

 

[bumbum8]

Modern trucks blow so fucking hard it's getting ridiculously hard to find anything to use for work anymore.
I need the bed to hold a sheet of plywood without it sticking out the end. I don't need an extended crew cab, I'm getting feed and cattle panels and I don't need a crew to do it.
I don't need the thing to be lifted 10 feet off the ground either so it makes loading and unloading anything a backbreaking endeavor.
New trucks are luxury vehicles for yuppies and their wives who "feel safe" riding in one. Yuck.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

I disconnected the motors so j could just close them regularly. It's a stupid unnecessary feature that is way too easy to fuck up. Also I drive a 1990 Dodge Ram. My truck could make you blow it. I gotta roll the windows up and everything.

Blow your car? Need help starting it?

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

OP sounds like he was conceived on the bench seat of a ’32 Ford Deuce Coupe rat-rod at a drive-in showing of American Graffiti.

 

[NoBacon]

I personally think it’s great cars can be remotely accessed and controlled now. They definitely won’t punish you for wrong think by bricking your car or assassinating you by turning off the breaks!

 

[TheUserRedditBanned]

I disconnected the motors so j could just close them regularly. It's a stupid unnecessary feature that is way too easy to fuck up. Also I drive a 1990 Dodge Ram. My truck could make you blow it. I gotta roll the windows up and everything.

Shit, I should have thought of this instead of buying the lower trim package. I really wanted seat position memory but didn't want the faggot automatic trunk close. Now I gotta adjust the seat and mirrors every time the ball and chain wants to do some chick shit.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Shit, I should have thought of this instead of buying the lower trim package. I really wanted seat position memory but didn't want the faggot automatic trunk close. Now I gotta adjust the seat and mirrors every time the ball and chain wants to do some chick shit.

Forget the seat memory you better have full fucking insurance on that thing.

 

[TheUserRedditBanned]

Forget the seat memory you better have full fucking insurance on that thing.

The bank don't leave me no choice. And in NNJ, uninsured motorist coverage is a need because of all the drunk Mexicans.

 

[aRTie02150]

That feature that shuts your cars engine off at a red light or when idling too long.

Great way to overuse your starter and cause a malfunction later.

 

[Andy Elliott]

Driving a car is gay. I ride a horse and chew beef jerky like a real man. Oats are cheaper than petrol anyway.

CHEW THOROUGHLY

 

[aRTie02150]

Driving a car is gay. I ride a horse and chew beef jerky like a real man. Oats are cheaper than petrol anyway.

Oats also taste way better.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Just drove by a new car with headlights so bright in the daytime that it made me angry thinking about how much more brighter they would be at night.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I personally think it’s great cars can be remotely accessed and controlled now. They definitely won’t punish you for wrong think by bricking your car or assassinating you by turning off the breaks!

I hate my subaru because I have to pay $150 a year for remote start that I can only do through an app on my phone. But I like it because nobody is stealing an Outback. Scissoring isn't gay.

Why does everyone here have fancy cars?

I sell sinks to mongoloids, one guy bought 5 for his import wife to practice cleaning.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Anything that requires a monthly subscription to use hardware already installed. Dicks

BMW starts selling heated seat subscriptions for $18 a month

Now being sold in South Korea, the UK, and elsewhere

www.theverge.com

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Infotainment systems.