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Prison Enjoyer

"My father is not an active homosexual, stlaker"
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Lets get the pics ready. Anyone got em for me so i can email them as well as the call?


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GRILLS AND FIRE PITS:
Ord. 214-9 allows for backyard fire pits “built of metal, concrete or brick, well covered or screened to prevent the escape of sparking and burning embers” and placed at least 15 feet from any combustible structure. A charcoal or gas grill outside a single-family or 2-family home is exempt from the 15-feet requirement.

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RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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Someone is on thin ice. Fatso is not happy about a "friend" being concerned about him risking burning the neighborhood down.

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His options included:
  1. Ignore Jami atalker (I know…)
  2. Acknowledge the concern, do some research, make a change (or don’t!), thank child Jami for the tip
  3. Make up some pseudoscientific bullshit that not only means he doesn’t have to change anything but in fact makes future prison enjoyer Jami look like the DUMB BITCH he no doubt thinks he is.
And of course he goes for 3. It’s the only sensible route.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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And still not so much as a carport for Susan, let alone a garage. How does he reconcile his self-image as a “car pro” and “detailing fanatic” with reality? Lunatic fatass.
 
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I got no prob with someone being poor. But to be as smug, fake, holier than thou and flat out financially irresponsible like him is what makes it particularly egregious to me.
Yeah, I guess it's more the fact that he owes Quasi 50 grand, is rude to waiters online, looks down on normal work, has never really had a proper job and larps as a jet-setting culture vulture while living in that rundown shithole that gets my goat.
 

Prison Enjoyer

"My father is not an active homosexual, stlaker"
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Yeah, I guess it's more the fact that he owes Quasi 50 grand, is rude to waiters online, looks down on normal work, has never really had a proper job and larps as a jet-setting culture vulture while living in that rundown shithole that gets my goat.

Wrong, he worked at Target and "quit halfway through my first shift because the job was clearly beneath me", child.
 
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