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New BBQ

Will Tate

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Imagine considering yourself a successful author and taking time out of your day to brag about the shitty grill you probably found at a curbside garbage pile.

I guarantee Pat never washed this thing, then tells everyone it’s because that’s where the flavor is.
What are you talking about? Dean Koontz tweeted about his new tailgate hibachi and J. K. Rowling is gonna go viral over the new T-Fal indoor grill she's cooking on while not writing.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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I know most of you are shitting on his grill but it's probably the most sensible thing he's done. It'll last just as long as one that costs 4x's as much. It's just a box with a burners. Unless you pay big dollars they're mostly the same until you get to chef quality units.

tl;dr I'm a faggot for sticking up for Pat
Its going to rust and be a pile of shit covered in insects and rats in no time. He lives in Milwaukee not Florida.
 

Kim_Jong_Poon_

Единственная станция, которая действительно раскач
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Someone call the city
What a country!?
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Another W for Fatty. Pat gets to fatly lounge in his backyard, grilling fatty food on his new BBQ and texting fatly on his new fat phone ($1800) with his fat hands as he coasts towards the 2-year-judgement anniversary without having to pay a penny.
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Can anyone here identify the model? How much did this set Lynne back?
Good choice for the grill. The niggers next door won't even want it. My sexy grill wouldn't last a day in that neighborhood.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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I agree but so is the $1000 grill. Gas grills are like RV's. Poorly constructed even at high end. You need to go commercial if you want one that is good.
Yeah youre mostly right. If you actually clean it and use the cover you can make the stainless steel ones last for a considerably longer time tho. I have a POS $200 grill. Dont use it much so i didnt bother going any higher. I gave my brother my nice ass smoker when i moved. Sniff.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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It doesn't say "propane" there. I'm sorry you're so stupid. Enjoy prison.

They assume people are smart enough not to have a grill inches from a wooden fence. They haven't met fatso.
Yeah most people use Gasoline in thier gas grills….have i ever told you about my Palmetto bug infestation? Weve got a bunch of praying mantises..ahhh nevermind
 
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