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My bet is it's smashed right into it and new discoveries and goods will be able to be brought up from a tragic event for ghouls to gawp at
Do you think the captain is embarrassed sitting there for 96 hours while the other 4 people are just staring at him, waiting for their oxygen to run out?
 

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Theres a cool HP Lovecraft story about a group of Germans during WW2 trapped in their u-boat at the bottom of the ocean outside of a strange temple. They slowly go insane and murder each other.

Anyways, do you think these people have dedicated a corner to go peepee and poopoo in?
No joke I was wondering about that. 4 days - someone is farting, someone is taking a shit, everyone is peeing on that first day.

I wonder if anyone is snapping and killing the others to increase their oxygen supply, etc.
 

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Theres a cool HP Lovecraft story about a group of Germans during WW2 trapped in their u-boat at the bottom of the ocean outside of a strange temple. They slowly go insane and murder each other.

Anyways, do you think these people have dedicated a corner to go peepee and poopoo in?
I would be having such howling loud nervous gassers in that tin can, funster.

"We're gonna die. Mind if I just jerk my dick a little?"
 

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Faaawk. Nowhere to take a shit
 

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Faaawk. Nowhere to take a shit
I would be spackling the walls with my mudda's potato salad, brother.

150k for this tin penis sub. Legit deepsea subs have interiors that look like it's from the ISS. No portholes so you're only seeing it from a camera. Why even go then? Oh, it's on the other side of this shitty piece of metal and I can't see it? Cool. I could've watched a video of it.

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Oxygen for 96 hours.

So it seems like it:

1) had a hull breach and instantly imploded which is a PFG way to die.

2) got snagged on something. There is nothing down there apparently, no big rocks or geologic features, which would mean they did some faggot shit and are ensnared in or on the ship itself. In this scenario at least they’re immortalized in death and will have their tomb visited by robots and other tourists forever.

3) worst of all(?), automatically surfaced and they’re all going to die in a metal tube floating on the surfaces separated from oxygen and life by a couple inches of carbon fiber and titanium.
 
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