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Nazi artist redecorates Rick's Rustang
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Let's not be silly here. It was a can of paint, not a can of San Marzano crushed tomatoes.
Patrick remains the chief suspect.
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Josh Moon mightve done it. Hes still salty that Pat made him hire a lawyer and not win $83,000. Or it might be the Trammell family getting their revenge from the slaying of Bernell. We dont know for sure yet. But im almost positive it was Josh Conor Moon.
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I am so confused. Someone went through all this effort to essentially spill a can of paint in some shitty ally? I really hope Pat goes to jail
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FAGGOT.
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Neve in a million 'haven't gained a pound' fat years.
This is the fingerless gloves pallet chair picture guy
. This guy is an obese Boglim clone, maybe even down to the wizard wands and chopper bicycle. TMDWU.
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The paint is a Warhammer reference. Purple is the color of the Emperor's Children. It's all adding up here.
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He can't keep getting away with tit!The paint is a Warhammer reference. Purple is the color of the Emperor's Children. It's all adding up here.
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Just now seeing this. So you're telling me someone went to the trouble to:
-buy paint
-take it home and decorate the can
-drive to his house where there are definitely cameras and random witnesses potentially anywhere
-throw the metal paint can out the window, making a loud noise
-risk ruining their own car inside and out
-make a new Twitter account and immediately tweet Patrick about it
They risked actual arrest and went to all this trouble merely to throw the can of paint either 6 inches onto his property or on the sidewalk adjacent to his property? They did this without getting a single drop of paint on his car, house, or pallet chairs? And they also didn't bother to fuck with his AirBnb or guests' car, which could have an actual detrimental affect on his life and livelihood?
They did all this but didn't even take credit on any of the forums? Seems pretty far fetched.
One of Pat's biggest problems is that you can't imagine and write characters who are smarter than you, and he is about as dumb as they come. So all his fiction is written at about a 3rd grade level and is completely transparent. God is he stupid. And, like a monkey in a top hat, he thinks he's people.
-buy paint
-take it home and decorate the can
-drive to his house where there are definitely cameras and random witnesses potentially anywhere
-throw the metal paint can out the window, making a loud noise
-risk ruining their own car inside and out
-make a new Twitter account and immediately tweet Patrick about it
They risked actual arrest and went to all this trouble merely to throw the can of paint either 6 inches onto his property or on the sidewalk adjacent to his property? They did this without getting a single drop of paint on his car, house, or pallet chairs? And they also didn't bother to fuck with his AirBnb or guests' car, which could have an actual detrimental affect on his life and livelihood?
They did all this but didn't even take credit on any of the forums? Seems pretty far fetched.
One of Pat's biggest problems is that you can't imagine and write characters who are smarter than you, and he is about as dumb as they come. So all his fiction is written at about a 3rd grade level and is completely transparent. God is he stupid. And, like a monkey in a top hat, he thinks he's people.
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Also:
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Reminder. Almost a decade ago.
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I bet the “security footage” is just some random person driving down the street. Pats gonna hand over footage of some soccer mom from the suburbs getting lost and accidentally ending up in his shit neighborhood
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Not just that, but he's a renter.
So you just KNOW he's going to make zero effort to clean up his hate crime hoax, and leave the landlord holding the bag for repairs.
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Literally 25% of my retarded Progressive friends follow Fatrick.
The thing that sucks about this (besides the fact he's an idiot) is that anytime I've tried to explain what a lolcow he is, it just goes "whoosh" right over their head.
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Earlier in the thread, someone posted a pic of his deck that he painted.
It looks like it might be the exact same paint.
The colors look a bit different in the photo, but I once painted a wood deck using a similar color: the color changed quite a bit due to UV exposure.
Also, you just KNOW he bought the cheapest paint humanly imaginable, the type of crap that doesn't hold up in the sun.
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Pat doesn’t rent, retard. Go back to cumtown.org
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Imagine being the guy who was absentmindedly strolling down the alleyway holding his favourite can of purple paint decorated with Nazi symbols and images of Patrick being forces to suck nigger cock at gunpoint. Then suddenly it slips from your grasp and pops open spilling all over the ground. I feel bad for them to be honest.
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This might've been pointed out already but I honestly believe his main reason for doing this (it's 100% a fat flag) is to score points on Leslie. "Look Twitter - this is who she's supporting!!"
It's all so tediously predictable and fat.
It's all so tediously predictable and fat.
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