His gravestone is going to have the fucking Twitter logo instead of a cross, just like Pat’s.
Tweeting is the single gayest thing a person can do. Anyone who actually cares about Twitter, and tweeting, should be put to death immediately, as it’s a surefire way to weed out the retards and fags among us, and we'd all be better for it. Imagine being so steeped in Twitter faggotry that you think making fun of someone's "retweets" is a huge, cutting insult.
And he's in a Twitter feud with Stuttering John, a guy who was literally paid to be a stammering retard. If you are in a Twitter feud with Stuttering John, your life has truly bottomed out. At this point, I assume the alcohol is the only thing keeping Nana from hanging from an extension cord.