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Ol' bandy-legged, bovine eyed Bro Joe is scowling, seething and hard coping at this pic with some of that old, deep rooted undercover reddit alt anger that he used when shit talking Ant's forced inpatient rehab stay via the courts.
Joe used to be able to frivolously piss away seemingly unending cash for shit like this we with zero regret or hesitation because $5K free a month was never gonna end. Now, it's all over and he sees Ant still splurging on high end computer video game shit for himself while Joes own selfish hoarding of expensive gifts for himself has depleted to 0.0.
There's a few garbage, knock off Chinese guitars that will remain unpurchased this holiday to Bovine Joe's great dismay. No doubt Joe bitterly grumbled to his girl that Ant didn't even offer to pay for his stay at Joe's or at the very least offer up a generous severance package (before Ant goes south) to his decade plus long free ride off Ant's good luck/talent and excessively brought up the "childhood brotherly pact" that if one became rich the other would want for nothing!
Luckily enough for Bovine Joe, he would never have to live up to his end of the pact.
The DMAN is convinced that Anthony’s new fake nice guy routine toward Opie is inspired by Brother Joe, who although may be doing it for selfish reasons, will be the catalyst yet again to unite O&A.