Name some douchy irritating movies

[Dick Van Dyke]

I’m not sure but that just sounds like a silly rumor. A cow would be more expensive than a blank that you can put in a real gun.

From what I remember the director saying was that the cow was sick and going to be put down anyway. I can't imagine the psycho who'd approve filming that scene that day. Yeah a rumor but the possibility makes me laugh.

 

[Dusty Dan]

Only thing I’ll say about A24 is they are least doing somewhat different ideas for movies. Not saying they’re all good but at least it’s not cape shit.

Oh yeah no doubt, but it seems like everyone thinks they're infallible now, when they're just as capable of putting out some stinkers.

 

[UnPRePared]

If this repeats any of you lads, I'm sorry, but I'm not reading all 5 pages here:


Green Street Hooligans

Ghostbusters 2

The Greatest Showman

The Matrix Reloaded

Magnolia

Southland Tales

Donnie Darko

Doolittle

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band

Across The Universe

War and Peace (the Hepburn/Ferrer version, not the Russian adaptation)

High Noon

The Dark Knight Rises (and Rise Again!)

We Are Marshall

Remember The Titans

Forrest Gump

Moulin Rouge (fuck it, both of em)

Once Upon A Time in Hollywood

Rob Roy (for you, @RedHeadpw2)

Clerks III

Life Is Beautiful




I need to fucking stop, I've seen so many pretentious movies by mistake.

 

[Kinderman]

Never saw Juno, but in the quirky, ironic hipster "lol so random" category is Garden State. What a gay pile of shit. It's Reddit: The Movie. Zach Braff is a no talent queer that belongs in an oven. "You need to listen to this gay indie rock song. It'll change your life!" Will it? And then they have a cameo by Method Man. Whoa! Cool black guy! You can tell how self-satisfied that douche was with the whole thing. Faggots! Is this really a class of person from New Jersey? Everyone I met from there was either a drug addict scumbag or a turbo-guinea Sopranos wannabe.

That’s a good call, but I promise you Juno is just as irritating and le quirky. It also has a “you’ve gotta listen to this song, it’ll change your life” scene. The entire soundtrack is awful, cutesy bullshit. The dialogue sounds like the broad who wrote it has never had a real conversation with a person before. It’s infuriating.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Ghostbusters 2

I'll do you one better and say Ghostbusters. Fuck that entire franchise, the Saturday Morning Cartoon was probably the best iteration.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

That’s a good call, but I promise you Juno is just as irritating and le quirky. It also has a “you’ve gotta listen to this song, it’ll change your life” scene. The entire soundtrack is awful, cutesy bullshit. The dialogue sounds like the broad who wrote it has never had a real conversation with a person before. It’s infuriating.

What's the gal from Juno looking like these days anyhow?

 

[UnPRePared]

I'll do you one better and say Ghostbusters. Fuck that entire franchise, the Saturday Morning Cartoon was probably the best iteration.

Oh, with the disembodied voice from Rhoda right?

I've caught some episodes over the years as bonus' on discs. It wasn't bad, I agree. The first movie is entertaining but HIGHLY overrated.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Bigot. Men can get pregnant too.

Just when I thought I was safe taking loads up my ass.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

If this repeats any of you lads, I'm sorry, but I'm not reading all 5 pages here:


Green Street Hooligans

Ghostbusters 2

The Greatest Showman

The Matrix Reloaded

Magnolia

Southland Tales

Donnie Darko

Doolittle

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band

Across The Universe

War and Peace (the Hepburn/Ferrer version, not the Russian adaptation)

High Noon

The Dark Knight Rises (and Rise Again!)

We Are Marshall

Remember The Titans

Forrest Gump

Moulin Rouge (fuck it, both of em)

Once Upon A Time in Hollywood

Rob Roy (for you, @RedHeadpw2)

Clerks III

Life Is Beautiful




I need to fucking stop, I've seen so many pretentious movies by mistake.

Isn’t “Remember the Titans” a children’s movie?

 

[Kinderman]

What's the gal from Juno looking like these days anyhow?

Not good

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Moulin Rouge (fuck it, both of em)

I go fawkin deep wit da Moulin Rouge erock play boys don't cry.

 

[Turk February]

Anyone mention Waking Life. I'm basically the target audience and even I hate that fucking lazy boring pretentious dreck.

 

[UnPRePared]

Isn’t “Remember the Titans” a children’s movie?

Our neighbours have kids, we spend time with our neighbours and their kids. That includes watching movies slanted towards them.

How else do you think I've seen some of those Marvel films? I've only copped to liking a handful.

Kids really do have shit taste in movies, though. "Let it go!" Will ya?

 

[UnPRePared]

Oh, fuck, Heavens Gate. Any cut of it.

Fuck that movie with one of Phil Collins Alamo collectibles.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Our neighbours have kids, we spend time with our neighbours and their kids. That includes watching movies slanted

Maybe you'd like movies more if you didn't watch them like a chinaman.

 

[johnnynoname]

niggas turned this into a "movies i hate thread"

good job

 

[Turk February]

Oh, fuck, Heavens Gate. Any cut of it.

Fuck that movie with one of Phil Collins Alamo collectibles.

You don't like when they go "girls, you don't understand, Sunshine... Is from California!"?

 

[UnPRePared]

Maybe you'd like movies more if you didn't watch them like a chinaman.

Eating fish? Who are you to judge.

niggas turned this into a "movies i hate thread"

good job

I hold that my list is very douchey. Including Heavens Gate.

My bad movie list would fill a novel.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Our neighbours have kids, we spend time with our neighbours and their kids. That includes watching movies slanted towards them.

How else do you think I've seen some of those Marvel films? I've only copped to liking a handful.

Kids really do have shit taste in movies, though. "Let it go!" Will ya?

I wasn’t even sure it was one. Just seems odd to criticize a children’s movie for sucking. “Those Santa Claus movies with Tim Allen make ZERO FUCKING SENSE!”

 

[Turk February]

I wasn’t even sure it was one. Just seems odd to criticize a children’s movie for sucking. “Those Santa Claus movies with Tim Allen make ZERO FUCKING SENSE!”

There's tonnes of great children's media, have you seriously never heard of Hazbin Hotel?