Name some douchy irritating movies

[IanCurtis]

Good Will Hunting - the title is terrible and stupid and not smart at all. Matt Damon crying - just looks like he's constipated, terrible acting. Robin Williams saying 'I will end you' is embarrassing (couldn't think of a better line?). Minnie Driver is definitely porkable though, I like the rest - the scene where Affleck tells him to fuck off is good (cause that's what I felt I would say to Damon if I were there 'just, fuck off please').

Wahhh, I can't act for shit...

 

[Dusty Dan]

Knives Out and Glass Onion. Possibly the 2 worst mysteries ever written and horribly acted. They are highly praised and I have no idea why besides being "lol random" and internetards having no taste. of course reddit loves them. Anyone with any critical faculties should be disgusted by them

 

[Dusty Dan]

Midsommer

What a boring piece of shit

The praise for that and Hereditary is embarrassing. I like a few A24 movies but they have been massively overhyped.

 

[Dusty Dan]

Christopher Nolan's entire filmography. Paul Thomas Anderson's entire filmography. Wes Anderson's entire filmography. The entire filmography of Todd Solondz. Anything by A24. And these movies:

Also anything by Tamara Jenkins (all of her movies involve characters who speak like redditors)

Paul Thomas Anderson is a tough one for me. I'd rank 3 of his films as some of the best I've seen in years, but a lot of his stuff doesn't appeal to me in the least bit.

 

[Humanatee]

To my shame I remember enjoying that when it came out but I'm certain I'd absolutely hate it if I watched it again now. Michael Cera is so fucking annoying. Bird faced talentless fuck.

 

[Humanatee]

Good Will Hunting - the title is terrible and stupid and not smart at all. Matt Damon crying - just looks like he's constipated, terrible acting. Robin Williams saying 'I will end you' is embarrassing (couldn't think of a better line?). Minnie Driver is definitely porkable though, I like the rest - the scene where Affleck tells him to fuck off is good (cause that's what I felt I would say to Damon if I were there 'just, fuck off please').

Wahhh, I can't act for shit...

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I like that movie but I agree the title is horribly pretentious.

 

[Kinderman]

To my shame I remember enjoying that when it came out but I'm certain I'd absolutely hate it if I watched it again now. Michael Cera is so fucking annoying. Bird faced talentless fuck.

I was in high school when he really hit it big. I saw so many of his movies in theaters with fawkin chicks. They loved that guy. Superbad, Juno, Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist and Youth in Revolt. I’d just fucking had it with him, and Juno is the one that really summarizes the worst of that era’s ironic, quirky hipster bullshit.

LOL so random

No way, a woman wrote this?!

Then I saw Scott Pilgrim on mushrooms and had a great time, so what the fuck do I know?

 

[Humanatee]

I was in high school when he really hit it big. I saw so many of his movies in theaters with fawkin chicks. They loved that guy. Superbad, Juno, Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist and Youth in Revolt. I’d just fucking had it with him, and Juno is the one that really summarizes the worst of that era’s ironic, quirky hipster bullshit.

LOL so random


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No way, a woman wrote this?!


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Then I saw Scott Pilgrim on mushrooms and had a great time, so what the fuck do I know?

No way I could get through watching that now. Also imagine going back to 2007 and telling people that in a few short years, Ellen Page would have cut her tits off and think she's a man because of it.

 

[Kinderman]

No way I could get through watching that now. Also imagine going back to 2007 and telling people that in a few short years, Ellen Page would have cut her tits off and think she's a man because of it.

You’d have believed one of the leads in the movie would come out as trans, just not which one.

 

[stillreal2medammit]

Fight Club sucked ass. Chuck Palahniuk is a fucking muppet and I hated everything he wrote.

I wanted to hate on this dumb cunt more now that I wrote this post.

"He performed volunteer work for a homeless shelter and volunteered at a hospice as an escort, providing transportation for terminally ill people, taking them to support group meetings. He ceased volunteering upon the death of a patient to whom he had grown attached.[13]"

Moron volunteers at a HOSPICE and then ragequits when a patient dies. This fuck guaranteed made it about him.

 

[GialloGlove]

Honesty that’s the only one of his movies I could ever watch again

When it came out I was all about Kevin Smith. I was around 12. Loved comic books. Appreciated Kevin Smith's output in general. For some reason it took me forever to see Chasing Amy and it eventually ended up on Netflix. I watched it and was aghast at what it was. Aged so poorly. The weird naive views on lesbians. The cornball soundtrack and writing. Flat filming. Just shit all around, but done competently. It's like Seven Mary Three if they were a film. Very much a product of it's time with no qualities to transcend it.

 

[Cuphead]

Knives Out and Glass Onion. Possibly the 2 worst mysteries ever written and horribly acted. They are highly praised and I have no idea why besides being "lol random" and internetards having no taste. of course reddit loves them. Anyone with any critical faculties should be disgusted by them

The first one isn't even a mystery movie after the first half hour. It's just a pro immigration/anti white people circle jerk. Chris Plummer killing himself so the Mexican chick wouldn't get deported is some of the worst fucking writing I've ever heard.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Birdman goes high up list. "We're actors making fun of ourselves in a safe, toothless way because we actually are thin-skinned narcissists who think our jobs are vitally important." Got it.

Wes Anderson's movies fit the bill for me. Forced whimsy with a sprinkling of J.D Salinger's lesser known Glass family works.

 

[Jesse Ventura]

I watched a piece of shit called Million Dollar Hotel. It has Mel Gibson going around beating people up, but it also has Corporal Upham from Saving Private Ryan skateboarding around as some annoying autistic homeless prick trying to sound deep. Milla Jovovich is in it also as the hot but weird girl with problems, a shocking twist on her usual fare.

V for Vendetta is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. That awful Guy Fawkes Night poem recitation by Hugo Weaving. Heavy handed messaging about a college 101 topic delivered as if it’s a groundbreaking revelation. Natalie Portman’s dogshit English accent. I absolutely hate that movie.

The Babadook. We get it already, motherhood is hard and autistic kids are annoying. What a boring, annoying, nothing film.

Any of the Judd Apatow era comedies. 40 Year Old Virgin and what not. Anything with Seth Rogen is annoying and douchey off the jump.

 

[Not bad]

Birdman goes high up list. "We're actors making fun of ourselves in a safe, toothless way because we actually are thin-skinned narcissists who think our jobs are vitally important." Got it.

*bed of fast jazz drums*

That movie is so fucking obnoxious. Michael Keaton used to be just like the main character. It's commentary maan. Get it?!

 

[Not bad]

Can't believe I missed to mention Magnolia.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Any of the Judd Apatow era comedies. 40 Year Old Virgin and what not. Anything with Seth Rogen is annoying and douchey off the jump.

You don't like movies that are 45 minutes too long for no reason and that keep in "ad libbed" scenes that are brutally unfunny?
Case in point

 

[Voscabulary]

All of those cockney heist movies with people like Jason Statham.

You know the ones I mean.

you are dead to me. snatch is one of the most well-written comedies ever made

 

[TorqueWheeler]

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Forest Gump

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I fucking hate that movie.

Also any Star Trek movie without William Shatner in it. Also most of the Star Trek movies with William Shatner in them.