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MY WIFE RUINED THE LAST KISS CONCERT.

Zeroman

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I’m more shocked he married someone who drinks.
IIRC, he has said in the past that he doesn’t mind it if his “date” was drinking while hanging out with him, but you see his reaction to Artie passing that beer to Nana, you hear about how one edible sent him into convulsions and had to step out to call his sponsor to talk him off the ledge. He’s what we’ve known all along: a passive-aggressive faggot who will literally do anything for dick, including, but not limited to, marrying someone who has one.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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He really loses his "girl" voice when out of breath
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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IIRC, he has said in the past that he doesn’t mind it if his “date” was drinking while hanging out with him, but you see his reaction to Artie passing that beer to Nana, you hear about how one edible sent him into convulsions and had to step out to call his sponsor to talk him off the ledge. He’s what we’ve known all along: a passive-aggressive faggot who will literally do anything for dick, including, but not limited to, marrying someone who has one.
IIRC Norton is a “man” of zero convictions or morals. A worm if you will.
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Lmao I assumed "she" hated KISS because she'd rather be listening to Britney Spears or something. Dark throne. Lol. She hates KISS because she has more legit taste in metal than Jim. That's fucking hilarious to me. Jim's like "metal is my life, babe" and this dude's like "you don't even listen to metal, poseur."
 

Consensual Rapist

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Lmao I assumed "she" hated KISS because she'd rather be listening to Britney Spears or something. Dark throne. Lol. She hates KISS because she has more legit taste in metal than Jim. That's fucking hilarious to me. Jim's like "metal is my life, babe" and this dude's like "you don't even listen to metal, poseur."
Kiss and ozzy are to metal as sesame Street is to a snuff film.
 

Suetonius

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Its funny how Jimmy was trying to act like he wasnt bothered and having a good time during the concert but inside he was motherfucking nikki.
Its funny how on the show after the marriage Norton was trying to explain how in a marriage he’s learning you have to accept the tastes of the other person. Guess Nikki isn’t as understanding.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Its funny how on the show after the marriage Norton was trying to explain how in a marriage he’s learning you have to accept the tastes of the other person. Guess Nikki isn’t as understanding.
I thought it was a difference in taste like when I had to learn to deal with Keeping Up With The Kardashians being on the TV at all times, but it's not. He's just getting bullied by a guy in his own house. Literally getting alpha dogged by a tranny. Alan's not like "KISS is too loud and scary" he's like "This shit is fucking gay. I don't even want to see these old kikes' faces anymore, get rid of this shit. Now. I'm gonna listen to Cephalic Carnage to blast the faggy KISS garbage out of my ears, don't fucking bother me."
 
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Lmao I assumed "she" hated KISS because she'd rather be listening to Britney Spears or something. Dark throne. Lol. She hates KISS because she has more legit taste in metal than Jim. That's fucking hilarious to me. Jim's like "metal is my life, babe" and this dude's like "you don't even listen to metal, poseur."
Hopefully he starts listening to Burzum and gets an “idea”.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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I thought it was a difference in taste like when I had to learn to deal with Keeping Up With The Kardashians being on the TV at all times, but it's not. He's just getting bullied by a guy in his own house. Literally getting alpha dogged by a tranny. Alan's not like "KISS is too loud and scary" he's like "This shit is fucking gay. I don't even want to see these old kikes' faces anymore, get rid of this shit. Now. I'm gonna listen to Cephalic Carnage to blast the faggy KISS garbage out of my ears, don't fucking bother me."
I hope one day Jimmy comes home from work and all his memorabilia is thrown out and replaced with whatever gay shit nikki prefers.
 

TomFromNawlins

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IIRC, he has said in the past that he doesn’t mind it if his “date” was drinking while hanging out with him, but you see his reaction to Artie passing that beer to Nana, you hear about how one edible sent him into convulsions and had to step out to call his sponsor to talk him off the ledge. He’s what we’ve known all along: a passive-aggressive faggot who will literally do anything for dick, including, but not limited to, marrying someone who has one.
Lynn had Jimmy pegged way back when. I’m not sure if the “dry drunk” part is real but he’s got the worm on his depravity and homosexuality.



Also brings out Jim’s weird habit of treating AA like it’s a secret society.
 
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1) this was all a bit for Jim to show the “cutesy” experience of your wife not GETTING your cool dude interests. It’s edited and put together exactly for the effect of “women, right?!” There is no way this is actually causing a rift or he wouldn’t have made that video.

2) Prince Alan responded exactly how an “attractive” 28 year old blonde would to her 60 year old boyfriend taking her to see kiss. A+ LARPing by Alan here, verisimilitude on point
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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1) this was all a bit for Jim to show the “cutesy” experience of your wife not GETTING your cool dude interests. It’s edited and put together exactly for the effect of “women, right?!” There is no way this is actually causing a rift or he wouldn’t have made that video.

2) Prince Alan responded exactly how an “attractive” 28 year old blonde would to her 60 year old boyfriend taking her to see kiss. A+ LARPing by Alan here, verisimilitude on point
It does feel like a bit but I want to believe.
 
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