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My old man is probably going to die

ThePepsiColaRapist

Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do.
Just got word my dad's in the hospital. Old fucker fell in the shower and was on the floor for 2 days before anyone found him.
He's a violent, mean, nasty, drunken fuck. He beat the shit out of me until I was big enough to fight back, and we've been beating the shit out of each other since. I fucking hate him as much as I love him. I'm not sure yet if I'll make the trip to see him. He'll likely call me a pussy for traveling all the way to see him die. I dunno. He was a good man once, he taught me a lot. He was a shitty father, but still, a good man.
 
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