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Are you sure your wife isn't sharing your cock pics around on (similar) gay hookup sites already?
Don't answer, just think about it.
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My Landlord is Coming Over On Sunday
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Don't answer, just think about it.
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Im unsolicitedly asking for nudes.
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well those aren't mine to share, ask her.
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Your fake self righteousness is thoroughly nauseating, stupid.
You're not an amazing Salmon that can swim upstream against the current, you're a neglected shitty tetra fish that dies immediately and sinks to the bottom, but nobody can tell anyway because your rivers are filled solid with plastic, garbage and human waste. Nice country of origin, stupid.
WHat the fuck is "spiral-ly?" You're on the internet, dummy! It's a mere Google away... How to properly use and speak English, you slimy street shitting monster!
"Aqualine" and "Roman" You wish.
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What her #?
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Im such a narcissist I read this as being about me until I read who its responding to, Lol.Your fake self righteousness is thoroughly nauseating, stupid.
You're not an amazing Salmon that can swim upstream against the current, you're a neglected shitty tetra fish that dies immediately and sinks to the bottom, but nobody can tell anyway because your rivers are filled solid with plastic, garbage and human waste. Nice country of origin, stupid.
WHat the fuck is "spiral-ly?" You're on the internet, dummy! It's a mere Google away... How to properly use and speak English, you slimy street shitting monster!
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Funny...Your fake self righteousness is thoroughly nauseating, stupid.
You're not an amazing Salmon that can swim upstream against the current, you're a neglected shitty tetra fish that dies immediately and sinks to the bottom, but nobody can tell anyway because your rivers are filled solid with plastic, garbage and human waste. Nice country of origin, stupid.
WHat the fuck is "spiral-ly?" You're on the internet, dummy! It's a mere Google away... How to properly use and speak English, you slimy street shitting monster!
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Canada has rivers filled with plastic, garbage and human waste, Turk?! Nah, you're all good.Just slapping around the subhuman street shitter. He loves it, unfortunately.
Sadly, both our countries are filled with sub IQ savages like him.
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It used to, they cleaned up the Rideau though. Same with Grand River, but they used to be bad.
Nah, you're all good.Just slapping around the subhuman street shitter. He loves it, unfortunately.
Sadly, both our countries are filled with sub IQ savages like him.
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So they finally deported all the Jihadi Muslims out of that area? Nice! Deportation works!
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No the Pakis are still here. I'm leaving because of it. Cant get my immigration work done because theres so many of em coming in. The RCMP will admit this.
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Goddamn! Where you trying to scurry off to? Somewhere thoroughly lily white I hope?! Shit... I don't know if that even exists anymore? If it's lily white it's sure to be turned shit brown in a hot minute, sadly.
Even the savages want to escape from their subhuman shitholes and flee to the west just to turn western countries into subhuman mongrel Hiiiii HELLHOLE!'s. The life cycle of subhuman larvae.
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then import their conflicts to here where it could be nice. I'm not a racist. I swear.
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that is a photo of an 'artists lair', sign of a true creative
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We kinda desperately need more of you though. You're more Canadian than most Canadians I know. You certainly retain more of the country's history than I do. I'm stupid though, and that's pretty Canadian.
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Oh yeah, just being civil in a Museum looking at paintings of Jaques Cartier, yeah, thats going away.
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For Americans who might be looking on Jaques Cartier founded this beautiful nation
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Question for ya, Abe... I was pretty young when I heard that Asian pussy is sideways... Then when I got older someone told me Canadian pussy lips are actually shaped like a maple leaf
thus, the reason for the Canadian flag! That's totally PFG if true! Any truth to that, sir?
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I can confirm this is actually true. In the 60s we changed our flag to celebrate our wives and their weird pussies.Question for ya, Abe... I was pretty young when I heard that Asian pussy is sideways... Then when I got older someone told me Canadian pussy lips are actually shaped like a maple leaf
That's totally PFG if true! Any truth to that, sir?
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That's fawwkin amazing trivia! I also heard it's so adaptive that during the blisteringly hot as Africa summertime that Canadian pussy turns ice cold for you and during the brutal blizzard beast wintertime it turns hotter than a witches cauldron!
It's a goddamn shame it's all going to Paki Jihadi scum by the hundreds of thousands of monthly importations. You'll need to start using all them forests up there to start hanging your government! Get on that shit so it can start a trend that catches on down here!
Cheeeerzzzz