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Drinking beer especially makes me piss like a race horse so it saves the constant trip to the toilet
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My Landlord is Coming Over On Sunday
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I almost exclusively piss outside when I'm at home.
My ex caught me pissing down the bathtub drain at my old place once. And I mean I was standing outside the tub with the toilet a foot away and I opted to piss in the tub. She was like "why??" I felt like a little kid getting caught doing something I shouldn't.
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I fucking love pissing in sinks. Cleaner too since there’s no splashing or spray.
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CumiaPoodle was a girl?
Also, if that's the extent of the filth at your place then that's nothing. Just grab a trash bag and dump shit in it. Maybe mop the floor.
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my favorite thing about this photo is there is a trashbag in it. But you can tell I just gave up after like 20 cans.
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Is the bottle on the right side of the desk fancy water or salad dressing?
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its Habanero sauce to make the Dominos Pizza in the center left palatable.
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You'd think a commie like you would be down with recycling. It also saves on bag tags.
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Nice pizzagate stickers on your computer, stupid.
Where in Ottawa you at? Maybe I'll bring you a leafblower.
Where in Ottawa you at? Maybe I'll bring you a leafblower.
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dude I'm as far right as you can be. I just have empathy for people.
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It was a USSR joke, Turk. LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP.
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my wife bought some stickers at a Korean convenience store. There is not meaning to them as far as I know other than Happy Birthday.
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Yeah, share a pic of the shit stained turrrlet so @NewJersey.gov has something to jerk off to like the filthy street shitting faggot he is.
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This is what I get for talking shit. I have to close on my old house in a few weeks and there's a bunch of shit to do at the old hovel, and my wife just reminded me I have a wedding to go to next weekend. So this weekend I gotta get it all done. FUCK WHERE ARE MY CLEANERS
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I'll send him a pic of the trim work I did so he can see that he doesn't have to use duct tape
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Duct tape is easier to steal. Even if the dirty sewer rat could get trim (either wood or pussy) he would probably just try and eat it anyway, the fucking sub IQ dummy that he is.
No, stupid, you don't eat the foam trim like you do copper pennies, Elmer's glue and lead paint chips from China, you Paki scum!
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Who hurt you? Nice spiral-ly type post.
Oh that's right, boq precision hurt you. With his words. Truth can hurt.
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Can we see her nudes? We are trustworthy
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No, I have a policy of not sharing anything unless its unsolicited in terms to that stuff
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Even better the tub drain for the washer! It already has soap pouring in from the drain hose adapter. Done deal.