• Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it.

    Do not post IRL pranks here without including the source

My ground turkey is 5 days past expiration, should I make taco meat out of it?

Make taco meat?


  • Total voters
    31

Brooke Shields

forward all complaints to x.com/hackingbutdeadbeat
Alright I've been convinced! Thanks guys!

60cacc3af76ba0803c6e26dda3c4b83f.png
 

DMAN

User 61
Dead roach wings, right next to lettuce on the bare counter. I want to ring your neck Homer Simpson style. I hope you wake up with roaches crawling all around you like Beetlejuice. Nice cheese, meat, and other assorted droppings, STUPID. Obviously you are not responsible for another life, like a cat or dog who would take care of those particles.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
Dead roach wings, right next to lettuce on the bare counter. I want to ring your neck Homer Simpson style. I hope you wake up with roaches crawling all around you like Beetlejuice. Nice cheese, meat, and other assorted droppings, STUPID. Obviously you are not responsible for another life, like a cat or dog who would take care of those particles.
Are you saying you wouldn't eat 8 day old left on the stove taco meat, Jim? Nyehehehehe
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
I would be embarrassed if my kitchen looked so shitty. Also, you need to turn a burner on low and put the tortilla on it and cook it a little bit, flip it over on both sides for an even grill. That's how the Mexican's did it, you should too.
why are you giving cooking advice to a person who doesn't know how to stand properly? Cooking is an advanced life skill, you gotta start with the basics here and explain that the left foot goes on the left
 
Top