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My ground turkey is 5 days past expiration, should I make taco meat out of it?

Make taco meat?


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BrotherMan1488

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child, as long as it was frozen otherwise you might end up like this
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DMAN

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Dead roach wings, right next to lettuce on the bare counter. I want to ring your neck Homer Simpson style. I hope you wake up with roaches crawling all around you like Beetlejuice. Nice cheese, meat, and other assorted droppings, STUPID. Obviously you are not responsible for another life, like a cat or dog who would take care of those particles.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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Dead roach wings, right next to lettuce on the bare counter. I want to ring your neck Homer Simpson style. I hope you wake up with roaches crawling all around you like Beetlejuice. Nice cheese, meat, and other assorted droppings, STUPID. Obviously you are not responsible for another life, like a cat or dog who would take care of those particles.
Are you saying you wouldn't eat 8 day old left on the stove taco meat, Jim? Nyehehehehe
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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I would be embarrassed if my kitchen looked so shitty. Also, you need to turn a burner on low and put the tortilla on it and cook it a little bit, flip it over on both sides for an even grill. That's how the Mexican's did it, you should too.
why are you giving cooking advice to a person who doesn't know how to stand properly? Cooking is an advanced life skill, you gotta start with the basics here and explain that the left foot goes on the left
 

DMbA

sar do nOT REDEEM BLOODY BASTARD💢
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No way, that is some old grease on the oven door handle and there's weeks' or months' worth of cooked-on oil and food on the burner liners. The floor has lots of food droppings as well.
Is this worse than a room full of beer cans, beer flies and cat poops?
 
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