My friend in prison wants me to be a character witness to get him out.

[Udders]

Because this stuff becomes public record, could be used against me, etc. I dunno.

I'm gonna talk to my lawyer friend about the implications.

Good thing you asked a troll message board first.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Id say i dont know anything about their relationship behind closed doors but every time youve spent time with him he seems like a level headed and down to earth guy. That in no way incriminates you and youre merely answering questions they ask you. Dont defend the wife beating. Just say positive but true things about him without mmmoothhhherfuckkking him.

if you can slip in a “you hate to think you could be so wrong about a guy” that would be worth it

 

[Brooke Shields]

I hope you don't use this website on your work computer.

You know us IT can see everything, how much time you're wasting here, the crazy fucking shit you post. And you want to move up in the company....

 

[💩💩💩💩]

hit em with the classic "I am not a pedophile", that'll surely clear up any misgivings your employer has about you

 

[Niki]

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Do it for your friend but in a way that hurts his case. “That yappy broad was definitely asking for it. You need to let him out so he can put her back in her place.”

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Lol think Google but smaller... But bigger than insightsoftware.

TOR books?