My friend in prison wants me to be a character witness to get him out.

[not that Jack Horner]

Because this stuff becomes public record, could be used against me, etc. I dunno.

I'm gonna talk to my lawyer friend about the implications.

how are they gonna use it against you?

your thinking about this all wrong pal, if you testify you now have a public record of being an amazing best friend

i want that guy working for me

 

[Turk February]

how are they gonna use it against you?

your thinking about this all wrong pal, you now have public record of being an amazing best friend

i want that guy working for me

It's literally expected of you as a citizen.

 

[guest]

Because this stuff becomes public record, could be used against me, etc. I dunno.

I'm gonna talk to my lawyer friend about the implications.

How can what be used against you?

 

[guest]

You're probably over thinking it. I don't think something like that would show up in how they typically do background checks anyway.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Just go up on the stand and say "yeah he's a real character!" Everybody gets a laugh and you help your friend with zero repercussions.

 

[guest]

how are they gonna use it against you?

your thinking about this all wrong pal, if you testify you now have a public record of being an amazing best friend

i want that guy working for me

Good point...

 

[guest]

How can what be used against you?

Defending domestic abuser. Especially if he does it again.

 

[guest]

As long as you’re not saying anything that’s provably false then I don’t see how it could go bad for you.

 

[Turk February]

Defending domestic abuser. Especially if he does it again.

Do you think the courts work the Drama Alert?

 

[guest]

Defending domestic abuser. Especially if he does it again.

16, dick, law but that doesn’t sound like it could be used against you.

 

[RoTheHo69]

She deserved it

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is this the same friend whose wife won't let him hang out with you?

He brutally beat his wife for you and you won't stand up in court and say "Judge, that man is my nigga" and recite a poem about all the good times you've had together and how his wife ruined it all.

 

[guest]

Just go up on the stand and say "yeah he's a real character!" Everybody gets a laugh and you help your friend with zero repercussions.

Rutherford, would you quite bustin’ stones! This is serious.

 

[guest]

Did she leave or stay? If she stayed, bring her along...

 

[guest]

Is this the same friend whose wife won't let him hang out with you?

He brutally beat his wife for you and you won't stand up in court and say "Judge, that man is my nigga" and recite a poem about all the good times you've had together and how his wife ruined it all.

Nah fuck that guy. This is my second, better friend.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

He brutally beat his wife for you and you won't stand up in court and say "Judge, that man is my nigga" and recite a poem about all the good times you've had together and how his wife ruined it all.

You should def quote the poetry of 2pac Shakur, white people love that fella

 

[Duxbury Dave]

Are you "ride or die" or nah?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Say very rehearsed nice things about him and then mouth No! at the parole board when he's not looking

Why do you people always come to me with these easily solved problems

 

[guest]

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[Phish]

Id say i dont know anything about their relationship behind closed doors but every time youve spent time with him he seems like a level headed and down to earth guy. That in no way incriminates you and youre merely answering questions they ask you. Dont defend the wife beating. Just say positive but true things about him without mmmoothhhherfuckkking him.