My friend in prison wants me to be a character witness to get him out.

[guest]

I feel like I'm between a rock and a hard place. I googled it and those character witnesses can become public record. I don't want that shit on my file. He's in there for beating his wife.

Anyone been in this very difficult situation before?

I guess that's the end of our friendship since I don't want to do it.

 

[guest]

What's the wife like? Did she entiiiice him?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Would he do it for you?

 

[Turk February]

Do it but show up drunk wearing cargo shorts. If anyone finds out say you were going through a phase and you're not the same person anymore.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

How hard is it to say hes a good boy he didn't do nothing

 

[Turk February]

Also, who goes to jail for beating their wife? I'm not buying this story. Was he beating her with a sword?

 

[guest]

Would he do it for you?

I'm not sure. Maybe. He's a good guy. its an actual tough one, man.

 

[guest]

How hard is it to say hes a good boy he didn't do nothing

Because this stuff becomes public record, could be used against me, etc. I dunno.

I'm gonna talk to my lawyer friend about the implications.

 

[Turk February]

Because this stuff becomes public record, could be used against me, etc. I dunno.

No it can't for 2 reasons. 1. That's not how court testimony works. 2. This story didn't happen.

 

[guest]

No it can't for 2 reasons. 1. That's not how court testimony works. 2. This story didn't happen.

Courts can be open can't they? That's how we got to hear fats court cases. If they read my testimony that's public.

 

[Turk February]

So your concern is that someone will build an internet community to stalk you, find out that you were a character witness for the defense in a domestic and that's going to cause your downfall?

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Because this stuff becomes public record, could be used against me, etc. I dunno.

I'm gonna talk to my lawyer friend about the implications.

That sounds like a extremely retarded excuse to not do something

 

[guest]

Bros before hos

 

[Niki]

Go fuck his wife

 

[guest]

That sounds like a extremely retarded excuse to not do something

Eh... I work for a large organization. I wanna get higher in it one day. I'm paranoid about stupid shit I guess.

It's a domestic abuse case. Me defending it does not look good.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Eh... I work for a large organization. I wanna get higher in it one day. I'm paranoid about stupid shit I guess.

It's a domestic abuse case. Me defending it does not look good.

Is it fortune 500 company McDonald's

 

[PickleRickle]

We talkin' a sock full of pennies beating, or he shoved her kind of thing?

 

[guest]

Is it fortune 500 company McDonald's

Lol think Google but smaller... But bigger than insightsoftware.

 

[Turk February]

Is it fortune 500 company McDonald's

We wanted to move him from the fries over to the cash, but the record shows he once performed his civic duty

 

[guest]

We talkin' a sock full of pennies beating, or he shoved her kind of thing?

Nah shoved her, but the court/judge didn't see it that way.