My freinds boyfriend killed himself today

[Wa4892]

Well there you have it, tell her it's all her fault and she shouldn't be negging and shut down his router while he was playing cod

No, no no!! Tell her the polar opposite of this! He was unstable, there's nothing she could have done to prevent it. It's NOT her fault.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

He got an online obituary page yet? We can definitely help.

No but I will link one when available

 

[Cptbaldopie]

So an update. He's still dead my friend(his girlfriend)is getting locked up in a nut hut on monday

 

[Gay Faggot.]

So an update. He's still dead my friend(his girlfriend)is getting locked up in a nut hut on monday

Glad everything worked out.

 

[Imager]

I'm happy in my marriage and didn't give a fuck. And if she wanted it yes but I could tell her hygiene was shit and to quote George "stinky pussay"

This may be why the guy killed himself. Maybe you should suggest that to her so that you might save the life of her next boyfriend.

 

[Peckas]

Tell your friend not to be sad a case of bud light and some call of duty should bury those feelings deep and won’t lead to negative consequences long term.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Glad everything worked out.

God damnit I least my bits have a punchline

Don't know why but when I wrote this it was in uncle Paul's voice

 

[aRTie02150]

It's a tough one man.

 

[johnnynoname]

is he dead, or is he just a boyfriend in a coma?

 

[johnnynoname]

.....I know, I know- it's very serious

 

[Peckas]

It’s a very difficult situation.

 

[IanHalperin]

Invite her to see Rich Vos at Magooby's at the 27th.

 

[DMbA]

This may be why the guy killed himself. Maybe you should suggest that to her so that you might save the life of her next boyfriend.

he should stalk all her new boyfriends and send them anonymous message about what a deranged awful cunt she is

 

[not that Jack Horner]

he should stalk all her new boyfriends and send them anonymous message about what a deranged awful cunt she is

or pretend to be the ghost of her bf

 

[swole_edging_llc]

Have her listen to Smashing Pumpkins.
She'll realize how depressing they are, and then her life will get better.
Then have her listen to "A Merman I Should Turn to Be" by Hendrix
Saved my life more than once...

 

[DMbA]

A Merman I Should Turn to Be

You are a gay fish

 

[PickleRickle]

Rebound pussy. She's like a daughter to you? Thats hot.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

God damnit I least my bits have a punchline

is he dead, or is he just a boyfriend in a coma?

Dead. Found the pendulum swing back the other way.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

This may be why the guy killed himself. Maybe you should suggest that to her so that you might save the life of her next boyfriend.

I'm un fir weeding out the week.

 

[johnnynoname]

Dead. Found the pendulum swing back the other way.

Wow......it's really serious