My freinds boyfriend killed himself today

[CQ Beans]

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Yeah…

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Holy shit! I've never actually met or talked to one of those paypig simps all the kids talk about these days!

Would you ever fuck her if she "wanted it"?

I'm happy in my marriage and didn't give a fuck. And if she wanted it yes but I could tell her hygiene was shit and to quote George "stinky pussay"

 

[BUBBLER]

I'm happy in my marriage and didn't give a fuck. And if she wanted it yes but I could tell her hygiene was shit and to quote George "stinky pussay"

LMFAO!

Dude, you're like my new favorite brotherman. Salute!

 

[DMbA]

They broke up a couple weeks ago. Didn't realize he's that much of a fGgot

Well there you have it, tell her it's all her fault and she shouldn't be negging and shut down his router while he was playing cod

 

[Cptbaldopie]

LMFAO!

Dude, you're like my new favorite brotherman. Salute!

And I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers.

 

[BUBBLER]

And I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers.

YOU MAKE ME WANT TO FUCKING SMOKE!

 

[Cptbaldopie]

YOU MAKE ME WANT TO FUCKING SMOKE!

ILL PUT YOU IN THE FUCKONG ROSE GARDEN.

 

[CQ Beans]

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You get ‘em, buddy!

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I'm going to be real because you said so.

Give it a few weeks to months of being in grief, most people bother the shit out of you during something like this.

I had people over giving me the old "call anytime" shpiel when someone in my life CTRL+ALT+DELETED himself from reality only to then two weeks later start asking me for favours and help with shit with no compunction and never brought him up again as if it were taboo.

Try and keep her focus on the future as in "do what would he have wanted you to do - be happy/forget him" etc. depending on how bad things were toward the end

Realize this is probably an experience she won't get over at all and it might again come up years down the line.

Realize that you're in over your head and that complicated PTSD and grief like this is really something to (also) take care of professionally and especially so if you're the only person she talks to about this.

IT'S A TOUGH ONE

 

[Toast]

You should comfort her...with your penis.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What are the odds that this dude committing suicide is largely her fault?

 

[DiarrheaDick]

They broke up a couple weeks ago. Didn't realize he's that much of a fGgot

He got a nice piece?

 

[Skippy]

He got a nice piece?

It’s just a stiff as the rest of him right now.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

What a faggot

You have a shot now that she's vulnerable.

Is she hot?

 

[not that Jack Horner]

i’d tell her “suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem

then ask if she believes in god, and remind her he is burning in hell for taking his life

tell her that she should feel good that she still has time to give her life to god, while her boyfriend will suffer for eternity, she can still be saved

then ask her for a double of whatever is on special and when she gets her tears in your drink demand a refund

 

[guest]

Jokes aside, you don't need to say much at all. Sounds like a cliché, but you just need to "be there" for her.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

 

[Cptbaldopie]

What a faggot

You have a shot now that she's vulnerable.

Is she hot?

She could be buy she has meth and coke abuse features

 

[Cptbaldopie]

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I sent this picture to her a couple weeks ago. Hahahahahah

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

He got an online obituary page yet? We can definitely help.