My buddy's kid is getting a guitar for Christmas!!

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We praise the Lawd, me n Stent.

We love GWOD

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

GWOD loves Stent because he eats snags and lights em up

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You wanna know why GWOD doesn't like Truk Flubluburry or Monownaw? Because:

-Russian
-Gay
-Stupid
-Faggots
-Tailed Cat
-Pair of LIARS

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'll lay my head on the train tracks so fast you cocksuckers won't even get a chance to try to stop me

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'll climb the water tower like Arnie Grape, God dammit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

None of you know NOTHIN about sleep retention

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I retent my sleep and I stay awake forever

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I only consume semen

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You idiots wouldn't get it anyways

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If I don't sleep for long enough I'll gain fucking powers. You wait and see.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Buncha fuckin FAGS in here

 

[Stent]

The power to be gay perhaps.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The power to be gay perhaps.

WHAT?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The power to be gay perhaps.

SAY IT AGAIN

SAY IT TO MY FACE

 

[Stent]

Say what again to your gay face?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Say what again to your gay face?

IM GONNA ____ YOU

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

my best wishes, I'M GONNA ____ YOU

 

[Stent]

You're not going to gay me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You're not going to gay me.

I've reported every one of your comments in this thread to the ADMIN . I hope you learn the lesson you need, internet tough guy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is a shoe-in for Worst Thread Of All Time