My buddy's kid is getting a guitar for Christmas!!

[Turk February]

Turk wasn't friends with you before though.

I actually really like Abe and a tiny little microscopic part of me always feels awful after doing this shit.

 

[Meownaw]

Oh hey, @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda , I got a text message from your friend, is this really the guitar you got?View attachment 165286
I mean, its cool as a concept, but don't you think putting your portrait on it was a bit too much?

It even says hotdog on it. I want one.

 

[Meownaw]

I actually really like Abe and a tiny little microscopic part of me always feels awful after doing this shit.

It is fun.

 

[Turk February]

I actually really like Abe and a tiny little microscopic part of me always feels awful after doing this shit.

...NOT

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My one friend's friend's kid used to call me Hotdog when he was little. I'm not even kidding. It's because he couldn't pronounce my very simple name and my buddy was like "what do you think his name should be?"

It was later changed to "Alligator". Which is SO much harder to say than my name. Little nigga still has a speech impediment.

That kid's gonna wind up in prison. He's always pulling his pecker out in front of girls.

 

[Turk February]

My one friend's friend's kid used to call me Hotdog when he was little. I'm not even kidding. It's because I'm a fucking wiener

yeah, that will happen

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I actually really like Abe and a tiny little microscopic part of me always feels awful after doing this shit.

It is fun.

I like you faggots too but I also hope you both get gently raped for all the foul things you've said about me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I like you faggots too but I also hope you both get gently raped for all the foul things you've said about me.

I mean, there's kids out there listening to this.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Everyone in this thread except @RIP-Allen-Lanier AIN'T FUCKIN' FRIENDS WITH ME NO MORE

 

[Meownaw]

I like you faggots too but I also hope you both get gently raped for all the foul things you've said about me.

I'd say the feeling is mutual but you would enjoy that wouldn't you?

 

[Meownaw]

This is now a Ween thread. WWAWD Ween?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

This is now a Ween thread. WWAWD Ween?

Was looking for a screenshot of Gene celebrating the Alex Jones verdict, but found this instead, and it's probably more fair:

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

This is now a Ween thread. WWAWD Ween?

I think I got the thread theme nailed:

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm gonna lay my head on the fucking train tracks.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

She doesn't like you. We (her, Meownaw and myself) talk about you behind your back.

There's no way you know her. You're lying. You're a liar. A Henry Rollins type liar. You're supposed to be my best friend in the whole wide world and here you are LYING on my ass.













Stenton Marnigg Feznor,


We ain't friends no more.


-Abe

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Gene Ween prutty good

 

[Stent]

There's no way you know her.

I already taught her to play guitar. She pretends not to know then we all laugh at your crappy lessons. She holds the guitar upside down and says "He told me to hold the guitar like this. What an asshole!" and we all laugh a bunch.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fine. Fuck ya's. I can have fun all by myself.


CHOP CHEE

DAS DAT CHOP CHEE??

Dat Muh Chee Lane CHOP CHEEEEE???

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I already taught her to play guitar. She pretends not to know then we all laugh at your crappy lessons. She holds the guitar upside down and says "He told me to hold the guitar like this. What an asshole!" and we all laugh a bunch.

I wish there was a reaction like Facebook!!!

I'm flibbertyflabbergasted!!!!!!!!!

I'll ____ YOU!!!! WE WUZ BEST FRANDZ!!!!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's like me and Stent. I'm hanging out in a field like a jerkoff and he's somehow burning out on a dirt road.