i was on the ground crying in pain, yelling at my lazy girlfriend to wake up and get me a water im fucking dying over here
anyone wanna give me a handful of pills?
anyone wanna give me a handful of pills?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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my back is so fucked up
- Thread starter not that Jack Horner
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I got some lead pills for you
Good luck bro.
cant even whipe my ass without having to do an anime style internal monologue
way to have dead weight hanging around, stupid
I read this as "my butt is so fucked up"
naw shes a hardsr worker than me, i fucked up her sleep by waking her up at 5am yelling at her
That's the most American thing i have ever seen, god bless America.i'd recomend getting a freedom wand if you are too big to wipe your ass!
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I bet half of the members on this forum own one of these.i'd recomend getting a freedom wand if you are too big to wipe your ass!
@covidcumia comment?
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Do planks, they work.
Felt a ping in my back doing deadlifts the other day. Nothing major. Next morning I got off the toilet and dropped down to my knee, screaming like James Brown, the pain hit so hard.
Just got back (tss) from the chiro. Dude works wonders. Some time on the rollers, a little electric shock, prostate massage, and I'm good as new.
Just got back (tss) from the chiro. Dude works wonders. Some time on the rollers, a little electric shock, prostate massage, and I'm good as new.
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I fucking sneezed after mowing the lawn last year and hurt my lower back so much I couldn’t bend over. The spot still acts up from time to time. Haunts me to think i just had to hold that sneeze in and i would have been fine. Are chiropractors legit?