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[MonsterSteve]

Is there any possible way he's telling the truth about the Gemini account and telegram? Like unless someone physically had access to his cell phone and email it's completely impossible that anyone could do that.

There are only 3 scenarios here.

1) He setup a gemini account but without verification he could not buy or sell any crypto.
2) He setup a gemini account, verified it, bought crypto and purchased self swattings
3) He never set up an account, stalkers only tried to set one up by using his email address but couldn't go further b/c you need to actually log in and verify your email etc.

 

[MonsterSteve]

How do we find out if a bench warrant is issued?

If he just no showed he will almost certainly have a warrant issued within the next day or two. I'm guessing that quasis lawyer would follow up on this very soon and make sure that oCCurs. I couldn't imagine anyone would just not show up like that without being excused. They would be monumentally stupid.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

How do we find out if a bench warrant is issued?

Quietly is the key.

 

[guest]

Zero chance. He should have just shut the fuck up about all of this, waited for the inevitable, then have his lawyer (public defender) come up with a viable narrative that might have a shot at convincing a jury (though more than likely he's gonna be forced to plea). Doing all this shit locks him into a narrative that can very easily have holes poked through it, making it impossible to mount a defense if he is really dumb enough to try to take this to trial.

Wait so it's his lawyer telling him take a plea not mine telling me after all of this? Haha what a turn.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

If he just no showed he will almost certainly have a warrant issued within the next day or two. I'm guessing that quasis lawyer would follow up on this very soon and make sure that oCCurs. I couldn't imagine anyone would just not show up like that without being excused. They would be monumentally stupid.

Jerry Jen and Commissioner Hemmer seem like very busy people. I don't think either of them would take kindly to being stood up by a fat fucking faggot with bitch tits.

 

[guest]

How soon to the arrest? Realistically are we looking at a week?

They need to obtain warrants and subpoenas. Their biggest pieces of evidence are going to be the crypto exchange wallets. They will send subpoenas to the exchanges, those exchanges have a few weeks to respond I imagine, then that will give us Patrick's exchange wallets, and also the local wallets that he kept on his phone (assuming he was transferring the funds there before sending them to the swatter). I believe the swatter also said Patrick was using a service to turn BTC to XMR, so they would have to then subpoena that service after tracking down Patrick's phone wallets. I'm not sure what else would delay it, though since this is a swatting case they will probably want to arrest him the second they have a clear paper trail because of the potential for serious harm.

So assuming our narrative is correct, no more than a few weeks

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Sat through that episode of NPS (first timer) and have decided Dan is fully redeemed for not defending his wife’s honor here. I actually also think I was wrong about that — it’s absolutely better not to kick the hornets’ nest as we always say.

 

[CompoundBasement]

A warrant for a no-show to his debtor's exam is separate from his alleged involvement in "SWATtings".

Important to distinguish the two. Fatso seems think all of these "SWATTings" absolve him from the debt he owes to Quasi. Not so.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

what did dan know and when did he know it

I’m 99% certain the reason the commissioner barked “No comment!” and “I don’t even want to talk about it” at independent journalist Dan Mullen is because Pat is trying to get him fired for talking to SpaceEdge (I mean Dan) the other day.

Fuck, make that 100%. He really did it all! BRB getting 4/19/23 tattoo across my sternum.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Hahahahaha

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Basementbeards?

OnA may have a small overlap with the Templars, Free Masons, and Decipticons, but this is a distinct group.

Are they seriously trying to go the satanic panic route with this order of 9 angels and goat slaying bullshit? Lol.

 

[PorqueDealer]

They need to obtain warrants and subpoenas. Their biggest pieces of evidence are going to be the crypto exchange wallets. They will send subpoenas to the exchanges, those exchanges have a few weeks to respond I imagine, then that will give us Patrick's exchange wallets, and also the local wallets that he kept on his phone (assuming he was transferring the funds there before sending them to the swatter). I believe the swatter also said Patrick was using a service to turn BTC to XMR, so they would have to then subpoena that service after tracking down Patrick's phone wallets. I'm not sure what else would delay it, though since this is a swatting case they will probably want to arrest him the second they have a clear paper trail because of the potential for serious harm.

They knock on his door and politely ask patrick for his phone and email password so they can clear his name.
They then log in to coinbase and gemini using the password reset and view the transaction history and blockchain ledgers
It will likely go: bank/card -> gemini -> local wallet -> xmr exchange.
Only if he refuses will they go the subpoena route, though they may just arrest him under suspicion, on the spot and take his phone

 

[PickleRickle]

I go for a nappy nap. Wake up, grab a brush, put on a little make up. Check out a thread. Theres a poll, I click the option that was obvious 2 hours ago "He went to his exam and he's a fat retard." I click with a cocksure grin (the gayface, in case you were wondering), I know i'm with the majority, I know we travel as a unit. We are one. Results roll in, me and one other fucking idiot lost in the wildnerness thinking Rick showed up.

See what happens when you miss an hour of the show around here lately?

 

[PorqueDealer]

Hahahahaha

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Basementbeards?

OnA may have a small overlap with the Templars, Free Masons, and Decepticons, but this is a distinct group.

Megatron supplied the dark money Energon cubes that allows this site to be hosted.

 

[wbgreen]

I'm a Grand Wizard, but it has nothing to do with animal sacrifice.

 

[turdcutter]

They need to obtain warrants and subpoenas. Their biggest pieces of evidence are going to be the crypto exchange wallets. They will send subpoenas to the exchanges, those exchanges have a few weeks to respond I imagine, then that will give us Patrick's exchange wallets, and also the local wallets that he kept on his phone (assuming he was transferring the funds there before sending them to the swatter). I believe the swatter also said Patrick was using a service to turn BTC to XMR, so they would have to then subpoena that service after tracking down Patrick's phone wallets. I'm not sure what else would delay it, though since this is a swatting case they will probably want to arrest him the second they have a clear paper trail because of the potential for serious harm.

So assuming our narrative is correct, no more than a few weeks

He'll go on the run before he's ever arrested for SWATting himself. We're talking Mexico. Thickie will go with him for some weird fucking reason that escapes me - a fiercely loyal lesbian.

Then the Netflix special will come out in a couple years and then we'll move back to Nana.

 

[PorqueDealer]

I am a High Priest Wizard in the Jimmy Page School of Crowley Dark Magic and Underage Groupie Rogering Circle of Avalon and Order of the Bohemian Dawn.

That's how I got into Pat Posting. What about you guys?

For me tt was when he said, "I've never worshipped cthulhu and was pretty sure my friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me"

 

[Phish]

If he just no showed he will almost certainly have a warrant issued within the next day or two. I'm guessing that quasis lawyer would follow up on this very soon and make sure that oCCurs. I couldn't imagine anyone would just not show up like that without being excused. They would be monumentally stupid.

It took them about 36 hours to get me. I honestly just got wrapped up and forgot my weed court date. Was getting ready for work and thought it was UPS so i opened the door getting dressed and 2 cops like “sorry bro. I gotta bring you to court tomorrow.”

 

[Harry Powell]

I’m 99% certain the reason the commissioner barked “No comment!” and “I don’t even want to talk about it” at independent journalist Dan Mullen is because Pat is trying to get him fired for talking to SpaceEdge (I mean Dan) the other day.

Fuck, make that 100%. He really did it all! BRB getting 4/19/23 tattoo across my sternum.

I believe the implication is that it was issued around that time.

Insane

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I believe the implication is that it was issued around that time.

Wait, what? What was issued around what time? Yes I’m high.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He'll go on the run before he's ever arrested for SWATting himself. We're talking Mexico. Thickie will go with him for some weird fucking reason that escapes me - a fiercely loyal lesbian.

Then the Netflix special will come out in a couple years and then we'll move back to Nana.

John McApig