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My take is that they ran together but when they neared the end, Pat started running extra fast just so that he wouldn't place behind Samuel.Patrick often ran with Jenni's "husband" Samuel Huber. As you can see from the results of the mini marathons they ran together, Pat was holding Sam back. Noticed how he always "lost" to Pat by a few seconds. Based on these findings any reasonable person would come to the conclusion that Sam purposely slowed down so as not to outshine and embarrass Pat and cause friction between his wife and Nikki. From what we know about Pat, he would have coped and seethed if he wasn't the winner.
I’d even dare say she looks hot in those photos cus you can see the drunken horniness in her eyes.The only other time she’s ever looked anywhere near as vibrant was when she was dressed up as a witch and was obviously flirting with Hispanic Spock as Patrick stood by himself in the background.
Bean me up Scotty.Hispanic Spock = Spick, amirite folksh?
Rajesh Picard finna get Nikster CURRIED
My stepsisters used to win these things all the time and they're not even jacked, they're just hot twins. Their own mother has trouble telling them apart but the same one always came in first and the other always got second, which I find funny. You know it bothered the shit out of #2.No Pat, beer, antidepressants, in half-hovel. Anyone can do it.
Niki put down the bottle and threw out the pills. She's grinding in the gym and then at the home of her close lesbian friend Jen. She's going to drop Pat and start anew just like Thea Whited.
You're a big guy
I'd point it out. Say it's great they're not afraid to accept their arbitrary childhood social conditioning for the rest of their lives.My stepsisters used to win these things all the time and they're not even jacked, they're just hot twins. Their own mother has trouble telling them apart but the same one always came in first and the other always got second, which I find funny. You know it bothered the shit out of #2.
Rajesh Picard finna get Nikster CURRIED
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