Most sexually deviant thing you've done?

[Sputnik]

i let this big titty italian chick cut me with a knife because she thought it would be sexy, she left bloody lip prints all over me.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

And 15 and 16 are both legal age in several European countries. I think it's 14 in Italy.

Why do you know all this?

 

[O&AWOWSTICKERSTOP!]

I peed on a girls butt a couple of times. Wasn’t my idea, but she wanted it and I rolled with it.

 

[guest]

This freaky skank wanted me to wear blackface and fart in her vagina. I think her name was Ugly Niki or something.

I obliged, but she complained it wasnt as good as real nigger farts. Rude cunt!

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Holding hands before marriage.

 

[fenrir]

A little light bondage and some butt stuff that I'm not really proud of.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

picked up this girl from a bar right after last call. Literally 30 second convo before we cabbed it home and I had unprotected sex with her, basically stuck it in every hole and orifice, no condoms, nada.

then mid morning, as she was passed out on my tiny twin bed, i didn't know her name so i go for her purse to get some ID. She wakes up as Im rummaging, calls me a thief, grabs her purse and leaves my place and never answered my calls.

How does aids feel? The commercials for the HIV meds makes it look fun.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Why do you know all this?

Because some places are retarded. North Carolina used to be the child bride state until this year. People could bring a 14 year old in and marry them with only their consent. They only changed it this year to add a 2 year gap

 

[Tortfeasor]

Missionary through the underwear hole with a woman. No sounds made. No kissing. Strict eye contact. Firm handshake after I finished

That's just called being a professional

 

[guest]

Why do you know all this?

Well I know it's 16 in the UK because I grew up there. And I know it's 14 in Italy because I had an Italian girlfriend when I was in my 20s (she was the same age) and she told me. And I heard it's 15 in a couple of other European countries. Just life experience mate. I'm not a Cumia who did his research.

 

[EraGodless]

Met a bitch at a party when I was like 21. Went out to my car and fucked around - played with her tits and got a terrible blow job. Later found out she was either 15 or 16. Kinda fucked me up for a while.

 

[EraGodless]

Teachers are comically slutty. Wish I realized that back when I was in school

And nurses.

 

[N64 Cube]

Let an ex gf play “just the tip” with a strap on once or twice with me. Didn’t like it