Most memorable Pat lines?

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Just about any Action Pat line is good.

"They tried to bring me to my breaking point. The trouble is, I don't have one."

Yeah he's been a broke-dick fat fuck long before us.

 

[Raymond]

"I'm not fat by any medical standard, child."

You fucking are, mate. You may be borderline in Wisconsin but in civilisation you're a grade-A certified Fat Shit all day long.

He goes as far as to say he wasn't even "overweight." That's seriously pointing at something pathological.

 

[Caverlock]

Honorable mentions:

https://archive.is/ZIYIH

https://archive.is/6pcUJ

 

[HotDogJoe]

He goes as far as to say he wasn't even "overweight." That's seriously pointing at something pathological.

He actually said that if he was at the correct BMI score for his height, he'd be emaciated. That's fucking nuts. He could easily lose 50lbs and not be anywhere close to emaciated.

He's dangerously mentally ill.

 

[Caverlock]

I can't get the specific screenshot at the moment because KF is down again but there's a reddit response in that thread where he says 'No, child. That is not baby fat. It's beer and brat from living in Wisconsin during the winter'.

It struck me as being one of the most insane things he's said. Firstly because he actually acknowledges that he's fat for once but also that he tries to make the argument that living in Wisconsin in winter means you somehow have to eat brats (not the kind he prepares for his pizzas) and drink beer, like it's the fucking law.

He's such a fucking lunatic.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Honorable mentions:

https://archive.is/ZIYIH

https://archive.is/6pcUJ

Nice garden.

Even nicer sentence. i PlAnT sEeDs To CrEATe LiFe.

No, retard you do not give life to seeds. Seeds are alive. Unlike your daughter, seeds could benefit from your assistance during the growth cycle.

 

[Raymond]

Honorable mentions:

https://archive.is/ZIYIH

https://archive.is/6pcUJ

Those are worth their own reminder threads. I forgot about these gems among all the other cringey insanity.

You are the best at humiliating him with his own words, Caverchild. And it's going to cost you everything.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I was giving away free sausage to homeless people that I had made out of the bodies of African-American children that I had kidnapped and ground up into pepperoni in my basement.

*fat inhale*

Don’t forget his eyes darting back and forth for added dramatic effect. This is the most insane statement a person could make and the hosts didn’t even respond because they weren’t listening to the stupid pig.