Most memorable Pat lines?

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Is it an attempt to say that they were flying low but he's just the world's worst writer?

Its probably an old term way back that he uses to try to make himself look like a aviation expert, like the "balls to the wall" was about the bombers in ww2 the throttle for each engine had a knob/ball on it and the wall was dash panel its a version of the "pedal to the metal" in a car

 

[Coonskin]

I was giving away free sausage to homeless people that I had made out of the bodies of African-American children that I had kidnapped and ground up into pepperoni in my basement.

*fat inhale*

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Its probably an old term way back that he uses to try to make himself look like a aviation expert, like the "balls to the wall" was about the bombers in ww2 the throttle for each engine had a knob/ball on it and the wall was dash panel its a version of the "pedal to the metal" in a car

You learn something new every time you patpost.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Just about any Action Pat line is good.

"They tried to bring me to my breaking point. The trouble is, I don't have one."

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Just about any Action Pat line is good.

"They tried to bring me to my breaking point. The trouble is, I don't have one."

We're going to find out in 2 weeks.

 

[Will Tate]

 

[guest]

There's a good chance I just leveled up. More to come when I can talk about it.

Thinking through some shit tonight. Thanks for your patience.

The number of "men" accusing me of lying about deleting the nudes is now smaller than the number of women who have since sent me nudes (I'm flattered, ladies, but also remarried). So, that's a win, I guess?

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Go fuck yourself with a pineapple

 

[Phish]

I'm laughing tears at the fake folksiness and mentioning something so banal. But what does "in the mud" mean here?

Ya that’s why it stuck out to me. I never have deciphered what it was supposed to mean. It’s a really old one too. I believe it was from the model building forum we found. Whatever it means, it always got a chuckle out of me. I’m guessing TheDarkFez is correct but who the hell really knows. I’ve googled 10 different versions of what he’s trying to say to try to maybe find a term I’m familiar with or something and all that ever comes up is “plane stuck in mud”.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Ya that’s why it stuck out to me. I never have deciphered what it was supposed to mean. It’s a really old one too. I believe it was from the model building forum we found. Whatever it means, it always got a chuckle out of me. I’m guessing TheDarkFez is correct but who the hell really knows. I’ve googled 10 different versions of what he’s trying to say to try to maybe find a term I’m familiar with or something and all that ever comes up is “plane stuck in mud”.

Oddly enough “plane stuck in mud” kinda sums up Niki

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Wait for the knock.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Wait for the knock.

I am the one tells you to wait for the knock, child

 

[fusciasomething]

"Falsely calling me fat is still not what you're being sued for". Try to take this man seriously, it's impossible

 

[42069]

No, child. You did not fart in my wife's vagina.

That’s the one. Why would he even respond to it?

 

[Phish]

Daddy Patrick says: "Baby wants rimmies" and lies on his back like a baby legs in the air waiting to get licked to completion

It's dinosaur time then it's rimmy time and bed snuggles with the wife watching the last Jedi

I am sorry you are all sad obsessed wagecucks while my loving wife sucks my asshole in bed!!

- Patrick S. Tomlinson

….is this the real Patrick? I mean, the name is right there. It’s actually HIM.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Daddy Patrick says: "Baby wants rimmies" and lies on his back like a baby legs in the air waiting to get licked to completion

It's dinosaur time then it's rimmy time and bed snuggles with the wife watching the last Jedi

I am sorry you are all sad obsessed wagecucks while my loving wife sucks my asshole in bed!!

- Patrick S. Tomlinson

I wouldn’t think Nikki is above this

 

[Snake]

No, I did not attack Angel Grove to feast on nigger children, child.

 

[guest]

"I'm not fat by any medical standard, child."

You fucking are, mate. You may be borderline in Wisconsin but in civilisation you're a grade-A certified Fat Shit all day long.

 

[HotDogJoe]

"I'm not fat by any medical standard, child."

You fucking are, mate. You may be borderline in Wisconsin but in civilisation you're a grade-A certified Fat Shit all day long.

I can't get the specific screenshot at the moment because KF is down again but there's a reddit response in that thread where he says 'No, child. That is not baby fat. It's beer and brat from living in Wisconsin during the winter'.

It struck me as being one of the most insane things he's said. Firstly because he actually acknowledges that he's fat for once but also that he tries to make the argument that living in Wisconsin in winter means you somehow have to eat brats (not the kind he prepares for his pizzas) and drink beer, like it's the fucking law.

He's such a fucking lunatic.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I'm laughing tears at the fake folksiness and mentioning something so banal. But what does "in the mud" mean here?

Poser Pig flubs another actual not retarded guy knowledge drop - referring to IFR I guess - flying on instruments, not visual.
"Soup" is The proper proTocol, not mud.