Most funny users thread

[guest]

ThatNiggaDre? I like his autistic take on things, but he's usually too serious in my opinion to be listed on a "Funny" list.

The rest are fine contributors.

In the wit department it's hands down @Stent and @captain_kamala . Though Stent knows this and it would probably do him some good if someone humbled him a bit.

@ToxicCisWhiteMaleFatt , @AntsBatteryCharge , and all of the guy's that produce media should be listed.

I would confidently place myself in the top 20, but I can be a bit abrasive(I find Being disingenuously abrasive to be funny) , so I know that I'm not exactly winning the hearts and minds of the forum.

Is your username from Xavier Renegade Angel?

I'm gettin in the bubbler!

 

[fenrir]

I tested this once. Ribs = +1, car crash = -1, haha holee shit = 0. So it's a neutral reaction that means nothing, just like when Ant does it.

I'm just accustomed to viewing anything with Ant's face on it as complete horror show.

 

[White nigger slayer]

@WormKiller is definitely overlooked. He's a fawking stud amongst a sea of incels here.

@CarolMaxheinie is an unfunny fraud that literally stood in line for 45mins to fuck my man's ass at the big apple ranch. Fucking poser...

@captain_kamala is a jealous whore. We got the receipts on you, hun. They're called black crime statistics!

@RobertMewler Just another jealous skank that has pussy juice envy!

My basement doesn't just flood...When I cum it's a biblical event that produces enough pussy lava to drench the thirst of every jiggaboo in New York!

P.S.

@Minaw is pretty dope.

 

[guest]

I may not be the funniest here, but maybe funniest anecdotes?

I remember trying out this Deli and only when I was inside and no Montreal smoked ham etc, and the customers...did I realize it was a Kosher deli. They are naturally hateful, served me extra slow to make me get the message "your kind (Tall, Sexy Blonde Aryan Nordo-Atlantic Cro Magnon type) ain't wanted around these parts"...

 

[White nigger slayer]

I may not be the funniest here, but maybe funniest anecdotes?

Your description is my type! Wanna jump in my wave pool???

 

[guest]

Your description is my type! Wanna jump in my wave pool???

You being a Cumia fucker repulses me and will gives me erectile dysfunction

 

[guest]

Is your username from Xavier Renegade Angel?

I'm gettin in the bubbler!

No...As a fellow Wisconsonite you should know that it's our name for a water fountain.

 

[guest]

Ok this thread had its runs but it’s starting to give me douche chills

 

[Meownaw]

Ok this thread had its runs but it’s starting to give me douche chills

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Danny hate thread happening soon

 

[guest]

Danny hate thread happening soon

Yes please

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

I may not be the funniest here, but maybe funniest anecdotes?

You steer the ship, brotherman. Case in point, didn’t you already post this thread?

 

[DMAN]

Is it hard to get an Adderall prescription as an adult? They told me they “were out” when I went to a shady doc at all the different pharmacies.

Pills are for women.

I would confidently place myself in the top 20

Don't

 

[guest]

Pills are for women.



Don't

I gave you a compliment you ungrateful twat.

 

[DMAN]

I gave you a compliment you ungrateful twat.

You knew I was a serious autistic when you took me in.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Who's the poster that used to have an amusingly photoshopped profile picture of Patrick Tomlinson?

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Who's the poster that used to have an amusingly photoshopped profile picture of Patrick Tomlinson?

MySexJunkSmells. He past

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

MySexJunkSmells. He past

Ya kidding, how did it happen?!

 

[DMAN]

Never happened

You are a hatchet man for the new world order.

 

[guest]

Dre would be more hilarious without his mood swings

 

[DMAN]

Dre would be more hilarious without his mood swings

You didn't go for the bit that day. Big fawking deal. We come back in here tomorrow and see what works until ten o'clock. You KNOW that.