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Im not going to say the actual bad things I did, just the funny ones. We went into an apartment complex one time around Christmas, every door had a shit ton of ornaments on them and stuff, rugs out in front of the doors, etc so we just rearranged all of their shit with each other, like I mean methodically switched everyones shit around, at least 20 different units in this one hallway.
There was an old man that lived in this one house, and after knocking on his door and running away a shit ton, we somehow found out that he would rock in his chair back and forth as hard as he could, and launch himself forward as he ran down his hallway to whip open his front door, so we would plan it out that all of us would be at the back of this guys house, watching in his back window at him rocking on his chair and watching tv, we'd always send in the one Polish kid that could run fast as fuck (which he'd always complain about because he never did get to see the guy actually rock/run down his hall, sometimes he'd even autistically stick his arm up in the air with a big fist as he ran. It was fuckin hysterical.) We had to have done that shit like 30 times at least.
Throwing smoke bombs into the handicapped peoples apartment complex opening lobby.
Untwisting shitloads of peoples christmas lights and putting them in fucked up places on roadways. We'd be in the woods hiding and fuckin howling at the machine gun noises.
A group of 3 of us with laser pointers, singling out one house, and just totally raping someones eyes with the lasers until the cops came or ran after us.
Rolling logs onto the highway. Lots of them. Staggered out. As we laughed at the cars launching over them.
Running from the police in panic while smoking weed with your friends, only to get cut-off by another cruiser after you hopped over someones fence and ran through a backyard to get away.
Removing election signs from entire neighborhoods, just to frisbee them at cars on the highway.
All of these, except for the smoking weed one, I was no older than 12-13. We all decided to stop doing retard shit almost as soon as we were actually teenagers because we knew the consequences get real as you get any older than that.
There was an old man that lived in this one house, and after knocking on his door and running away a shit ton, we somehow found out that he would rock in his chair back and forth as hard as he could, and launch himself forward as he ran down his hallway to whip open his front door, so we would plan it out that all of us would be at the back of this guys house, watching in his back window at him rocking on his chair and watching tv, we'd always send in the one Polish kid that could run fast as fuck (which he'd always complain about because he never did get to see the guy actually rock/run down his hall, sometimes he'd even autistically stick his arm up in the air with a big fist as he ran. It was fuckin hysterical.) We had to have done that shit like 30 times at least.
Throwing smoke bombs into the handicapped peoples apartment complex opening lobby.
Untwisting shitloads of peoples christmas lights and putting them in fucked up places on roadways. We'd be in the woods hiding and fuckin howling at the machine gun noises.
A group of 3 of us with laser pointers, singling out one house, and just totally raping someones eyes with the lasers until the cops came or ran after us.
Rolling logs onto the highway. Lots of them. Staggered out. As we laughed at the cars launching over them.
Running from the police in panic while smoking weed with your friends, only to get cut-off by another cruiser after you hopped over someones fence and ran through a backyard to get away.
Removing election signs from entire neighborhoods, just to frisbee them at cars on the highway.
All of these, except for the smoking weed one, I was no older than 12-13. We all decided to stop doing retard shit almost as soon as we were actually teenagers because we knew the consequences get real as you get any older than that.
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