More Jesus BS with Missy (and a simp)

[Jen_Tomlinson]

She's never been able to hold down a job very long. Her "career" is being Anthony's live-in prostitute and spending his money (also stealing from him for which he had her arrested once). She larps as a laughable fitness and jiu jitsu pro.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/missynyc

that’s the most depressing LinkedIn I’ve ever seen.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

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No hands on the wheel for this girl. Dumb vapid cunt.

Of course she’s driving the Yukon. Is nana too old to drive?

 

[Tin Knockher Around]

Of course she’s driving the Yukon. Is nana too old to drive?

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He’d mistake the brake for the gas.

Missy: “Just like the Nazis!!”

 

[RoTheHo69]

Are they even married?

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Are they even married?

Missy would divorce him and take the rest of his money.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Is Missy a Trad Cath now? What about her ghoul boyfriend who has always been an atheist who "loves abortion"?

 

[Dennyislife]

Is Missy a Trad Cath now? What about her ghoul boyfriend who has always been an atheist who "loves abortion"?

Does this mean she isn't fucking him until marriage. Maybe it's self preservation

 

[DMbA]

Missy Birrittella - Fighter profile

Smoothcomp is a tournament software for combat sports. The smoothest way to participate, organize and follow competitions

smoothcomp.com

working on it

GREENVILLE, SC - NEWBREED JIU JITSU FEDERATION

newbreedbjj.com

seems she likes these events

High Performance Gym

Smoothcomp is a tournament software for combat sports. The smoothest way to participate, organize and follow competitions

smoothcomp.com

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High Performance Gym

South Carolina's premiere Strength Training, Jiu-Jitsu and Personal Training facility for Adults and Kids of all ages!

www.highperformancegym.com

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done

Holy s her name really is Missy? Wouldn't misty or something else be better

Wtf..

 

[CompoundBasement]

Holy s her name really is Missy? Wouldn't misty or something else be better

Wtf..

No, it's Melissa. She uses Missy so as not to be confused with Anthony's more attractive ex, Melissa Stetten.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

What is her real last name again?

Prostitute

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

She idolizes everything she isn't.

A trad wife that isnt married and mid-30s with no children. Those aren't birthing hips anyway.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

AI still can’t get the idea of hands.

Seriously, what is up w those stumps for thumbs she’s got going on? She’s genetically weak in the extremities department.

 

[IDidThisForYou]

She idolizes everything she isn't.

A trad wife that isnt married and mid-30s with no children. Those aren't birthing hips anyway.

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Of course the Worm liked it. Anything to pretend he’s not a fruit.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

“A common southern custom”

Hey fuckhead tourist, how would you know? You’ve been in the South for a year. You know NOTHING about it.

I’m a Southern boy BORN AND RAISED. Guess what? Those pamphlet fucks are annoying. I’ve been having to hear about jesus from a paper booklet since middle school when they would loiter around campus.

You think its cute and hilarious because you’re a fucking glorified VISITOR. You haven’t dealt with it all your life. Like the dumb snowbird fucks who love the heat down here. YOU DONT DEAL WITH IT 24/7.

Vocaroo please

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

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AI still can’t get the idea of hands.

Seriously, what is up w those stumps for thumbs she’s got going on? She’s genetically weak in the extremities department.

Nigga I just changed my PFP/username

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Nigga I just changed my PFP/username

That’s PFG!

 

[alkiefuck2]

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AI still can’t get the idea of hands.

Seriously, what is up w those stumps for thumbs she’s got going on? She’s genetically weak in the extremities department.

Maybe she lost her thumb and just replaced it with her meaty clit?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

She idolizes everything she isn't.

A trad wife that isnt married and mid-30s with no children. Those aren't birthing hips anyway.

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God damn that's an unflattering picture.

 

[Peckas]

You'd think after dating a guy who got fired for being racist on Twitter, you wouldn't proudly and openly be racist on Twitter.

Anthony can afford to. His time is almost here. But Missy? What kind of actual job would she be able to land with these Tweets out there? Any HR person is going to come across these and throw her application in the trash.

Aren’t you like 5’3 I could pet you like a cat you probably purr too. I’m 6’3 so I might hurt my back bending down