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Monica Bellucci Appreciation Thread
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Imagine breastfeeding from her while stroking your inadequate cock. Making cummies and she hugs you tight and loves you anyway.
You will never know that feeling.
The finest book ever published.
I know what I’m asking for this Christmas. Don’t motherfuck me, Santa.
Would be a funny bit to ask parents for an erotic coffee table book of monica bellucci for Christmas, to see what they'd say
While referring to her as “mommy Monica.”Would be a funny bit to ask parents for an erotic coffee table book of monica bellucci for Christmas, to see what they'd say
I don't think my mother would much care for me using that nomenclature, but would probably get the coffee table book because it's art
Help, my girlfriend found my Mommy Monica book, she doesn't look too pleased, guess I'll have to sleep on the couch tonight.
Hopefully she leaves the book on the coffee table for you tonight. You should only have to endure so much punishment.
Mmmmmmmmm
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Mommy Monica = non kike confirmed.
You think she blew him BEFORE the jacuzzi?
My Mommy Monica food fetish is still going strong.
