Wife says: “Wow, she’s been rode hard and put away wet. It’s called sunblock, look into it. Stop overplucking those eyebrows. Stop drinking unless you want to age another 20 years in the next five.”
TL;DR I’m married to a catty lady.
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Missy Muscles has officially hit the wall
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TL;DR I’m married to a catty lady.
She's absolutely right. Booze + sun will turn a cute girl into a leathery hag by age 35. Like an old piece of beef jerky left on a car dashboard all summer.
Yup, ditto smoking. I can imagine Missy is never far from her Capris (or, more likely, John Player Specials).
Definitely a keeper
Does this manbodied 5/10 even have a career besides being AntH's live-in prostitute? Nice waste of life and barren womb, stupid.
You're not at the gym. Leave the smelly workout clothes at home, slob.
You're not at the gym. Leave the smelly workout clothes at home, slob.
Why does every 5 think yoga pants makes them fuckable?
Because every 5 is already fuckable, it just advertises the goods and promotes them a hard 6/soft 7 for free. I love leggings and I'm a little surprised any straight man is against them
She looks, and is built like "Thor", ya gay jabroni.Because every 5 is already fuckable, it just advertises the goods and promotes them a hard 6/soft 7 for free. I love leggings and I'm a little surprised any straight man is against them
Is the wall okay?
There's absolutely zero heterosexual sex going on in that cramped, rumpled apartment.
I sometimes wonder if she's extorting him somehow, threatening to expose his perverse, deviant homosexuality unless he buys her things, like a house in Greenville, SC. And now he's doing these awful comedy tours because he really, really needs the money. Wearing the same torn, filthy clothes every day could be construed as evidence to support this theory, although it's admittedly all just circumstantial, as it's equally possible that he's just an alcoholic slob. I don't think it's all that plausible, but it can't really be ruled out, either.
When you just can't picture Anthony being funny anymore, picture Missy bullying Anthony around his apartment.
Sexual assault isn't funny, unless it's Missy grabbing the frail drunk by his throat and holding against the wall and spitting in his mouth and leaving him in a curled up pile on the floor. Then it's hysterical.
She is always nice to me, fuck you guys
The T on his forehead is the only T on him.
That and Sue.
Death by snu snu is an honorable way to go, brotherman.
He was always a bum. I remember hearing him talking about having a beanbag and tv tray in his big McMansion all alone. He'll be satisfied in filthy rags in a studio apartment drinking his way past the neck pain from his daily headlocks for the rest of his life as long as he doesn't have to stare too hard at the ghoul in the mirror.
In fact, he may be happier broke and nasty because now it appears his brother has finally stopped mooching off him.
In fact, he may be happier broke and nasty because now it appears his brother has finally stopped mooching off him.