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Missy Muscles Explains How to Become a Catholic!

RoTheHo69

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Very gay if you ask me. "oh we wouldn't want anyone to feel excluded". Excluded from polluting the mysteries??? That's a problem now??
I would convert to a priest if they did the thing where you dunk her in water and if she doesn't drown you burn her for being a witch but if she does drown it's OK because she goes to heaven.
 

Professor Rape

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So basically, she was already in. She grew up Catholic, went through the various initiations and so on. I did those too, and I could, in theory, go back if I wanted to, which I don't. The most likely explanation re: Saint Missy Of Greenville is, while she was living alone in Nana's doorless, studio-less, leaky new dream house, she got bored and or did some "soul searching" (which wouldn't take her too long) and, lacking the capacity for any other ideas, decided to check out the ol' local Catholic church for nostalgia's sake. She got to chat with people, check out some cock bulges, and it gave her something to do once a week.

As far as the beliefs go, she clearly doesn't really give a shit, as she cohabitates with an angry, racist, pedophilic ghoul who lives like a child in a world of tweets, toys, old TV shows, and beer. It's more like a social club for her, a place where she can briefly feel better about the dignity she's sacrificed in exchange for that house.
Finding out she was always a Catholic changes my opinion of her. I thought she was a fucking nutjob who became Catholic because of Nick Fuentez.

She's still a malignant cunt though.
 

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Finding out she was always a Catholic changes my opinion of her.
Her being from NYC with a guido surname didn't give it away?

Entirely lapsed or never properly raised in da faith, anyway. It's clear she picked this up recently to try and fill a big vacant hole in her personality and life that she'd been able to ignore in her younger years. It's no different from the libtard women who fervently adopt activism when they reach a similar dead end, no keeds either in a relationship or outside of it. Virtue signalling is the new preferred pastime of spinsters and bored housewives approaching middle age.
 
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