Missy Muscles Explains How to Become a Catholic!

[LiberalPussy]

Mistress of Muscles speaks in tongues Child.

 

[johnnynoname]

I hope St. Francis of Assisi makes a goat mouth fuck Missy B in the afterlife

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

It means you were raised Catholic from birth and not a convert. Never heard that term either until adulthood being around people who converted.

Would they excommunicate her for her antics, do you think? Also excommunication is reversible and only applies to bring denied communion, right?

 

[johnnynoname]

Would they excommunicate her for her antics, do you think? Also excommunication is reversible and only applies to bring denied communion, right?

she should be excommunicated for having sex with a literal muslim

 

[lowend73]

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This has to be the dumbest woman in the world. It reads like she did a cut and paste. What a droll,mannish ‘woman’ who lays down with a pedophile doing who knows what to who . She is no better than the former convicts, drunow, drug addicts , and strippers that become Born Again.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Aren't you an admitted atheist? Shut up, stupid.

I'm more not religious than atheist and calling out Catholics as heathens and glory to Orthodoxy is shtick. This is a comedy forum

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

is it actually Missy? or 'Steve from ... a shore' or 'ChimneySweep Fred'? all hateable btw

 

[Nana Cumia]

Miss Muscles is not very Christian. She broke the 12th commandment. One thou shall not lay with a %!@@*#.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Would they excommunicate her for her antics, do you think? Also excommunication is reversible and only applies to bring denied communion, right?

I could be wrong but I don’t think that’s something the Catholic Church does anymore.

 

[Lunkhead]

Would they excommunicate her for her antics, do you think? Also excommunication is reversible and only applies to bring denied communion, right?

Man, they hardly excommunicate anybody. They're supposed to boot out freemasons and open communists, but one look at the Jesuit magazine America shows that's not at the top of the list. But in all seriousness, despite the fact that she's living in sin and needs to shut her ass up, she's not doing anything that would warrant an excommunication. Just needs to get a stern (hoo hoo) talking to from her confessor.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Man, they hardly excommunicate anybody. They're supposed to boot out freemasons and open communists, but one look at the Jesuit magazine America shows that's not at the top of the list. But in all seriousness, despite the fact that she's living in sin and needs to shut her ass up, she's not doing anything that would warrant an excommunication. Just needs to get a stern (hoo hoo) talking to from her confessor.

Didn't think so. And excommunication is potentially temporary, right? You can repent and be brought back into the fold?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

So basically, she was already in. She grew up Catholic, went through the various initiations and so on. I did those too, and I could, in theory, go back if I wanted to, which I don't. The most likely explanation re: Saint Missy Of Greenville is, while she was living alone in Nana's doorless, studio-less, leaky new dream house, she got bored and or did some "soul searching" (which wouldn't take her too long) and, lacking the capacity for any other ideas, decided to check out the ol' local Catholic church for nostalgia's sake. She got to chat with people, check out some cock bulges, and it gave her something to do once a week.

As far as the beliefs go, she clearly doesn't really give a shit, as she cohabitates with an angry, racist, pedophilic ghoul who lives like a child in a world of tweets, toys, old TV shows, and beer. It's more like a social club for her, a place where she can briefly feel better about the dignity she's sacrificed in exchange for that house.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I could be wrong but I don’t think that’s something the Catholic Church does anymore.

Very gay if you ask me. "oh we wouldn't want anyone to feel excluded". Excluded from polluting the mysteries??? That's a problem now??

 

[Owen Wall]

So basically, she was already in. She grew up Catholic, went through the various initiations and so on. I did those too, and I could, in theory, go back if I wanted to, which I don't. The most likely explanation re: Saint Missy Of Greenville is, while she was living alone in Nana's doorless, studio-less, leaky new dream house, she got bored and or did some "soul searching" (which wouldn't take her too long) and, lacking the capacity for any other ideas, decided to check out the ol' local Catholic church for nostalgia's sake. She got to chat with people, check out some cock bulges, and it gave her something to do once a week.

As far as the beliefs go, she clearly doesn't really give a shit, as she cohabitates with an angry, racist, pedophilic ghoul who lives like a child in a world of tweets, toys, old TV shows, and beer. It's more like a social club for her, a place where she can briefly feel better about the dignity she's sacrificed in exchange for that house.

@chiquita banana comment?

 

[Owen Wall]

Very gay if you ask me. "oh we wouldn't want anyone to feel excluded". Excluded from polluting the mysteries??? That's a problem now??

Nobody did ask you, Canuckster.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Very gay if you ask me. "oh we wouldn't want anyone to feel excluded". Excluded from polluting the mysteries??? That's a problem now??

ME: IS THAT TODAYS PRAHBLEM?!

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Nobody did ask you, Canuckster.

Excuse me, who are you?

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

I could be wrong but I don’t think that’s something the Catholic Church does anymore.

Oh, like child fucking? I mean, they SAY they don't but who can be sure?

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Just needs to get a stern (hoo hoo) talking to from her confessor.

Yeah, it's really tough to do the trad Catholic LARP while co-habitating. Even if Q'umia were a Godly person and not a disgraced drunken predator, it'd still be a major issue and considered a "grave sin."

As long as she is shacked up with the ghoul, she is absolutely NOT allowed communion. The Church isn't ambiguous or subtle about any of this.

 

[lowend73]

She is making a mockery of religion