You too can afford a lizard, a dike wife, and half of a shitbox house. Ask Pat how he did it!
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Millennial Pat seems irritated by this
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You too can afford a lizard, a dike wife, and half of a shitbox house. Ask Pat how he did it!
I want to kill them both.
He really doesn’t understand you grow up when you have a kid. No more days at the bars, no more weed, no more toys. You start saving and working towards something for your kid. He’s completely autistic, and fat.
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You can afford shit when you grow up and get a job.
Than why can't you afford any decent podcast equipment, stupid.
"You dont have to pay for kids if you disown them."
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I'm irritated by his face.
And yes dipshit the economy wouldn't be in the shape it is if your fucking generation hadn't decided toys, comic books and child free trips to Disney parks was more important than meaningfully contributing to the next generation and society for 2 decades or building anything of value or getting a job that is useful and builds generational wealth instead of following stupid dreams like being a failed author on Twitter.
And yes dipshit the economy wouldn't be in the shape it is if your fucking generation hadn't decided toys, comic books and child free trips to Disney parks was more important than meaningfully contributing to the next generation and society for 2 decades or building anything of value or getting a job that is useful and builds generational wealth instead of following stupid dreams like being a failed author on Twitter.
Why doesn't my Twitter app have down vote button for fatso??
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Haha well played. I actually have the good shit. Audio this week will be crystal clear. (And we might even have a special guest.)
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I hate to agree with Rick but this guy is a fucking retard.
“If you have kids earlier you can afford more stuff!”
what?
“If you have kids earlier you can afford more stuff!”
what?
How would you even GET podcasting equipment into Somerville?
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Speaking of the upper tax bracket, anyone could afford kids and a house by the time they're 24 if they go to school or even just get a decent job. Construction workers, plumbers, electricians, locksmiths, etc do very well. Authors writing on spec do not lol.
This is still one of the stupidest things I think any of those retards ever said. It’s fucking astounding
The guy is retarded but what he means is that Millenials missed a period of lower housing costs, ostensibly to extend their adolescence in a city apartment with a dog, because they weren’t ready to settle down. now they can’t afford the prices.
Pat is not a millennial. He was born in 1980 making him officially a Generation Xer. Reminding him of this fact irritates him, so please do have fun.
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Sure but they also had no money. Most people can’t buy a house with $6200 down, even if prices were lower back then.
Seems like only newly created accounts have it. I kinda like that they're hiding it from all the Pat's of Twitter.