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Midwestern rube eats up another hilariously false viral story

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I love how it can’t just end at “I think Biden is a good President.” You can provide evidence or not, whatever, it’s your opinion. It’s the fact that they have to say he’s the best President we’ve ever had, the most progressive, the most accomplished, and he even takes care of random babies in Coffee shops. It is a comical level of praise. It’s like when you see MAGAtards making pictures of Trump as a jacked superman or something.
I agree, these types all said Obama was the greatest president ever, now it’s Biden and only in one term? Typical racist liberals, the black guy gets the shaft again for the dopey old white guy. I can’t even spend much time on twitter and see people claim he’s the greatest president off all time and not see they’re just like the maga crowd who buy posters and shirts of trumps head photoshopped onto Rambo.

It seems like this God-like praise of a president started with Obama, maybe some rednecks felt like George W Bush was god like (I remember that crowd ate up his “I talked to god about the war” nonsense) but it really has ramped up to ridiculous levels. I remember that Brooklyn dad defiant douche calling Jill Biden “Americans Mommy” or something equally sickening.
 

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reminder Lynne, Nikki and Hildy all think we're pieces of shit because we're mocking a special-ed guy. They don't mind mocking regular people, they do it themselves all the time. It's the fact that Patrick is mentally challenged that makes our mocking a problem.
 
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Is it common for customers to make their own coffee at a coffee shop? :colin_sm:

That's not the part that gave it away. There are places that just hand you a cup and point to the coffee bar where all the carafes are lined up.

But whatever. The point is Biden wasn't waiting in line at Dunkin Donuts when he was a fucking senator. Unless he was there as a promotional thing specifically to shake hands and kiss babies, which would really undercut the poignancy of the whole story if it were the case. Can you imagine if you saw your senator or governor - or even just the mayor - at Starbucks? Everyone would be screaming at them. Politicians don't mingle with the unwashed masses.
 

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That's not the part that gave it away. There are places that just hand you a cup and point to the coffee bar where all the carafes are lined up.

But whatever. The point is Biden wasn't waiting in line at Dunkin Donuts when he was a fucking senator. Unless he was there as a promotional thing specifically to shake hands and kiss babies, which would really undercut the poignancy of the whole story if it were the case. Can you imagine if you saw your senator or governor - or even just the mayor - at Starbucks? Everyone would be screaming at them. Politicians don't mingle with the unwashed masses.
Exactly - the timeline is where it all falls apart. Plus where Biden lives / goes in Wilmington is nothing like the rest of Wilmington and not near “the people” since a lot of wilmington is a shitty ghetto. He’s not going alone to coffee shops and helping mothers with crying babies. He only does that if cameras are around and even then it’s forced and awkward since he’s been out of it for over 20 years.
 

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I wonder when in 2024 will the Biden campaign will try to make everyone believe he’s this blue collar Scranton guy and how Scranton made him the man he is today and his Scranton background is why you should vote for even though he hasn’t lived there in over 70 years and never worked in or even represented the state of Pennsylvania.
 

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Bullshit.

Also, Pat praising someone for being compassionate due to the shared experience of parenthood really doesn’t sit right with me. Pat threw away being a parent because he was either:
  • Talked into doing so by his evil bitch wife, which is still his fault, sorry (his version)
  • Terminally narcissistically wounded by his divorce and decided to take it out on his child.
He’s such a piece of shit.
 

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That's not the part that gave it away. There are places that just hand you a cup and point to the coffee bar where all the carafes are lined up.

But whatever. The point is Biden wasn't waiting in line at Dunkin Donuts when he was a fucking senator. Unless he was there as a promotional thing specifically to shake hands and kiss babies, which would really undercut the poignancy of the whole story if it were the case. Can you imagine if you saw your senator or governor - or even just the mayor - at Starbucks? Everyone would be screaming at them. Politicians don't mingle with the unwashed masses.
If a hollywood star like Al Pacino can show up at a Duncan Donuts, then it's not a stretch for Biden to show up at one.

 
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