Midwestern rube eats up another hilariously false viral story

[guest]

He has no impulse control. He just retweets shit that triggers his dopamine receptors without pausing to ask if it's a good idea. Same reason Josiah was able to con him for 9 months - "You want to write an 8500 word article about me, which is obviously too long to be published in the Huffington Post but I'll believe it anyway because it makes me feel good? Okay!"

He's officially a boomer. This is the kinda shit people like my mother and Joe Cumia share on facebook.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Knowing how Joe Biden has actually acts while out in Wilmington DE over the years this never happened. This is another “and then everyone clapped” lie. Biden can’t even keep his own life story straight.

 

[guest]

Knowing how Joe Biden has actually acts while out in Wilmington DE over the years this never happened. This is another “and then everyone clapped” lie. Biden can’t even keep his own life story straight.

Biden was not out around town getting his own coffee 18 years ago. Pig would know that if he ever had a job. It's literally something boomers would believe because they didn't grow up with the internet and didn't develop a bullshit sensor for this kind of thing. I read it online, it must be true.

 

[NoBacon]

it cut out the best part, before she could make the new coffee (why is she making her own at a coffee shop?) the decepticons invaded and Joe Biden transformed into a spaceship and threw Megatron into the sun.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Biden was not out around town getting his own coffee 18 years ago. Pig would know that if he ever had a job. It's literally something boomers would believe because they didn't grow up with the internet and didn't develop a bullshit sensor for this kind of thing. I read it online, it must be true.

Exactly, the grandkids comment gives it away.

 

[King of OnAForums]

And then he raped it.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Of course this is being spread by some old cat lady - that’s pats audience. Funny how the coffee shop this happened in isn’t mentioned.

 

[Honey Badger]

It’s the “that man was Albert Einstein” gag. Same formula. Same delivery.

What a boob.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

He was an older gen'lman.

 

[BoomerSperg]

He's officially a boomer. This is the kinda shit people like my mother and Joe Cumia share on facebook.

I would pay to watch Joe and Pat fight.

Not in a ring but with actual weapons. It'd be almost like bum fights because neither of them have jobs.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s the “that man was Albert Einstein” gag. Same formula. Same delivery.

What a boob.

It’s funny how this is crowd that claims to be well-informed and against the serious problem of dis-information yet will believe whatever they read on the internet if it makes the guy they voted for look good. You could switch the location and name to fit any public figure. You could put this in New York with trumps name in and someone like Joe Cumia would post it.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Weird that Joe Biden would say he has a “lot of grandkids” when in 2005 he only had 3.

Almost like this story was written in 2024 where he has 6 now. An actual “lot of grandkids”.

 

[quasi101]

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I wonder what a "And that man was Hunter Biden" story would look like?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Weird that Joe Biden would say he has a “lot of grandkids” when in 2005 he only had 3.

Almost like this story was written in 2024 where he has 6 now. An actual “lot of grandkids”.

The timeline is where this whole thing falls apart - maybe 70s / early 80s Biden would be walking around alone in coffee shops in Wilmington, DE but not in 2005. Also, his part of Wilmington is much different than the majority of Wilmington.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I wonder what a "And that man was Hunter Biden" story would look like?

There’s a Biden Welcome center on 95 between Wilmington and Newark DE. There’s been a couple carjackings and robberies there recently which really sums up the Biden presidency.

 

[Turry Fawks]

"Then he offered to sniff the diaper to 'check for stinkies'. Weird guy."

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It so weird that pat and his ilk make up these fake romanticized stories and they just eat it up like its true. Pat has made up a few of these and retweeted a few others.

 

[Sue Lightning]

It’s funny how this is crowd that claims to be well-informed and against the serious problem of dis-information yet will believe whatever they read on the internet if it makes the guy they voted for look good. You could switch the location and name to fit any public figure. You could put this in New York with trumps name in and someone like Joe Cumia would post it.

I love how it can’t just end at “I think Biden is a good President.” You can provide evidence or not, whatever, it’s your opinion. It’s the fact that they have to say he’s the best President we’ve ever had, the most progressive, the most accomplished, and he even takes care of random babies in Coffee shops. It is a comical level of praise. It’s like when you see MAGAtards making pictures of Trump as a jacked superman or something.