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Where we at wit da egg McMuffins? Fawkin love a couple of egg McMuffins and a cawfee. Erock what's your favorite treat from McDonald's??
french toast stick master race uniteBK breakfast is under the radar good as fuck. Felt the need to say that here.
True.The sausage and egg mcmuffin is the greatest fast food item ever created. When they're freshly cooked their fries are hard to beat.
True.McDonalds is for niggers.
I wish I knew how I add a photo and make it show up.
I swear I can never not laugh at this image. Holy fuck my ribs.View attachment 14789
Paste the direct link to the image there. The button with the arrow is to upload a file directly from your phone/pc.
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Just reminded me of the Ron and Fez segment on Coke tasting different at McDonald's. Forgot what the exact results were so I googled and the first result I clicked had a Sherrod Small video. (Coke does give McDonald's different product because of their partnership)
It all starts with the packaging. Typically, restaurants get their soda syrups in plastic bags, but Coca-Cola does something different for McDonald’s. The fast food chain gets its Coke syrup delivered in stainless steel tanks...
Once the syrups reach the restaurant, soda doesn’t just become an afterthought. Both the syrup and the water (which goes through “proper filtration methods”) get pre-chilled before going into the soda fountain, according to the McDonald’s website. Other places might rely on the dispenser itself to chill lukewarm water, but McDonald’s uses insulated tubes to deliver the liquid from the fridge to the fountain, keeping the liquid as chilled as possible...
For one thing, this gives McDonald’s a head start in delivering the ice cold Coca-Cola you crave. But that’s not all—cold water is also better for the carbonation. As soda warms up, the CO2 wants to escape quicker, according to the University of California, Santa Barbara. So because the water is kept so cold at McDonald’s, that gas doesn’t escape, and you maintain your fizz.
I avoid their food as much as I can. Their fries are not as good as they used to be and you can get a better burger from anywhere else... HOWEVER, historically their drink selections have been the GOAT. Same goes for the soft serve. Years ago they did iced coffee-flavoured thickshakes, and then after that they started doing frappes. Some girl on Instagram ordered a tall iced coffee and a soft serve, and she put it in the coffee and it not only looked delicious, but it was low in calories compared to the faggoccinos from Starbucks or wherever.
I only go to the drive thru if I'm in dire need of a coffee, and their coffee is as good as anyone else's (and as ridiculously priced).
Subway used to have the best junk food breakfasts, because their sausage patty w/ bacon and egg subs were the shit. I used to have it with avocado, tomato, chipotle and mayo, But the faggots stopped doing them, so fuck them.
What I wanna try (or try to make myself) is this:
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