MC Serch really can't freestyle (cringe)

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’m here. Mostly using my pseudonym. Not sure why I bother. It’s not like Serch is reading this or even cares. It’s funny, someone (from here?) keeps commenting on his Facebook post about HitPiece, asking when the press release is happening. When the “upcoming days” will arrive since there’s been no updates.

I think it’s funny he STILL shits on Vanilla Ice as a hack but is trying to be just like him in real estate which is where Ice has been doing very well for himself flipping properties. Vanilla Ice at least can laugh at himself for his rap career being a wigger but Serch still thinks he’s not a big fat joke in rap music even though nobody under 40 knows him and “Pop Goes The Weasel”

 

[PumiceT]

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“miscommunications” related to missing money. Serch also tried to sell “Trump gets the Gas Face” shirts off one of 3rd Bass only hits from 30 years ago.View attachment 26143
“Dispute” over a Super Bowl party was related to (you guessed it) missing money. Also note his “catchphrase” was woop-WOOP which has been the Insane Clown Posse’s gimmick for years.

The Trump shirts were my idea and design. They sold quite a few. Originally he used to just let me keep any profits from 3rd Bass merch. There was little to none to care about. Maybe one shirt a month at best. The Trump shirts probably sold more due to the hatred for Trump than the love of Serch. I feel like there was some time where Pete Nice wanted his share. Quite frankly, when he had his hand out there was nothing to offer. It was probably before the Trump shirt. My memory is a bit cloudy on that because I don’t recall how I heard about it. Pete blocked me on social media simply due to my connection to Serch. Same with Daddy Rich. Meanwhile I was nothing but nice to them when they did that one show in Brooklyn and helped them with anything they needed. Oh well. Industry rule #4080.

 

[PumiceT]

I think it’s funny he STILL shits on Vanilla Ice as a hack but is trying to be just like him in real estate which is wear Ice has been doing very well for himself flipping properties.

i used to push him to get Vanilla Ice on the podcast. He entertained the idea for a moment once but immediately changed his mind. God forbid he pay respect to someone who played the game better than he did. Vanilla Ice is still getting booked for private events and is making bank on his TV show and real estate business. What’s Serch doing?

 

[PumiceT]

I remember he tried to claim he was the “Howard Stern” of interviews yet nobody was paying to hear him on a premium service and his view counts were dog shit. Also he sucked as a host like his joke of a daytime Maury show rip off.

if I’m not mistaken, Tom Green gave him that title and Serch loved it and ran with it.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

i used to push him to get Vanilla Ice on the podcast. He entertained the idea for a moment once but immediately changed his mind. God forbid he pay respect to someone who played the game better than he did. Vanilla Ice is still getting booked for private events and is making bank on his TV show and real estate business. What’s Serch doing?

Exactly, he shits on Vanilla Ice because he’s jealous people remember him and not 3rd Base. Especially since Vanilla Ice is more famous now just being Vanilla Ice instead of his music. Vanilla Ice can still book nostalgia concert shows / tours (I love the 90s, etc. with Salt N Pepa, Tone Loc, etc) but nobody cares about seeing the fat guy Serch from 3rd Base.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

if I’m not mistaken, Tom Green gave him that title and Serch loved it and ran with it.

I can see that, Tom Green was just trying to be nice and Serch took it literally

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The Trump shirts were my idea and design. They sold quite a few. Originally he used to just let me keep any profits from 3rd Bass merch. There was little to none to care about. Maybe one shirt a month at best. The Trump shirts probably sold more due to the hatred for Trump than the love of Serch. I feel like there was some time where Pete Nice wanted his share. Quite frankly, when he had his hand out there was nothing to offer. It was probably before the Trump shirt. My memory is a bit cloudy on that because I don’t recall how I heard about it. Pete blocked me on social media simply due to my connection to Serch. Same with Daddy Rich. Meanwhile I was nothing but nice to them when they did that one show in Brooklyn and helped them with anything they needed. Oh well. Industry rule #4080.

Of course the trump shirts sold, I’m sure most that bought them didn’t even know the 3rd Base reference. Did Serch sell many “Step OFF!” Shirts? He sure yelled that at our little rascals when he said the head of YouTube was going to give out personal information and be knocking on door to physically assault people.

 

[PumiceT]

I can see that, Tom Green was just trying to be nice and Serch took it literally

You gotta figure, for the fans like me (or Tom Green for that matter), we knew very little about the non-celebrity side of Serch. We knew him as this musician we enjoyed. So Tom Green respects him. He hasn’t experienced the Serch that will use and manipulate you to suit his agenda. For the most part, Serch really was a friend to me. But one of those friends who asks a lot of favors once he has earned some trust. This is what I’m learning more and more about Serch from mutual “friends” and what I read between the lines here and there.

 

[PumiceT]

Side note that I happened upon today that I think you guys will enjoy: Serch’s daughter that you guys like to call names, etc., is apparently openly queer. Not sure if that means gay, but a Rolling Stone article only used the word queer about her, not gay. I found that interesting. I know the rap game of the 1990s always loved homosexuals (that’s sarcasm).

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You gotta figure, for the fans like me (or Tom Green for that matter), we knew very little about the non-celebrity side of Serch. We knew him as this musician we enjoyed. So Tom Green respects him. He hasn’t experienced the Serch that will use and manipulate you to suit his agenda. For the most part, Serch really was a friend to me. But one of those friends who asks a lot of favors once he has earned some trust. This is what I’m learning more and more about Serch from mutual “friends” and what I read between the lines here and there.

I more meant that Tom Green is just an all around nice guy (nobody has anything bad to say about him, not even his ex wife Drew Barrymore) and was just being nice and giving a compliment. I always figured Serch came off as trustworthy at first but as history shows he has a habit of burning bridges. He loves to bring up his work with Nas on illmatic which is true but Nas cut ties with him after it and hasn’t worked with him since.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

The Trump shirts were my idea and design. They sold quite a few. Originally he used to just let me keep any profits from 3rd Bass merch. There was little to none to care about. Maybe one shirt a month at best. The Trump shirts probably sold more due to the hatred for Trump than the love of Serch. I feel like there was some time where Pete Nice wanted his share. Quite frankly, when he had his hand out there was nothing to offer. It was probably before the Trump shirt. My memory is a bit cloudy on that because I don’t recall how I heard about it. Pete blocked me on social media simply due to my connection to Serch. Same with Daddy Rich. Meanwhile I was nothing but nice to them when they did that one show in Brooklyn and helped them with anything they needed. Oh well. Industry rule #4080.

Have you ever considered some “Serch Gets The Gas” shirts?

 

[PumiceT]

Have you ever considered some “Serch Gets The Gas” shirts?

Hahaha. I hadn’t, but… hmmm… Actually, someone took the old photo of Serch that Pete Nice recently posted and added some reference to NFTs on it and is selling shirts. I considered stealing the idea and using the photo as a reference, illustrating it so I can’t get a copyright claim on the photo, and lettering the Beastie Boys “Professor Booty” lyric about Serch: “Faker Than Plastic.”

 

[Stent]

Rolling Stone article only used the word queer about her, not gay.

They all claim some kind of stupid disingenuous identity status now.

 

[CuntFucker]

psychos like us

Cringe!

 

[FatPatsBaps]

He wrapped that mic cord 'round his fingereder like B if he wore a rubba, yo.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

i used to push him to get Vanilla Ice on the podcast. He entertained the idea for a moment once but immediately changed his mind. God forbid he pay respect to someone who played the game better than he did. Vanilla Ice is still getting booked for private events and is making bank on his TV show and real estate business. What’s Serch doing?

Vanilla Ice’s song is fucking good too

His voice is better

I watched cool as ice, the vanilla ice joint, shittiest movie I ever seen and yet has more artistic integrity than anything Serch has ever done

Ice still has people stopping, collaborating, and listening and he will long after serch is buried in a jewish cemetery

 

[diane]

I beg to differ!

>its my time to drop dimes again

this is how you know it's not pre-written

 

[aRTie02150]

Serch was gassed up by a few rappers back in the day and I'm convinced it was just to troll him for his (((connections)))) and once said rappers got their opportunity they ditched him. Pretty funny if you ask me.

 

[bombvest]

page 3 and no one posted this!

 

[Not bad]

Yo you can bull my wife tonite but choo gots to wear a rubba bee.