MC Serch really can't freestyle (cringe)

[ChildSpitTake]

I beg to differ!

 

[guest]

The rhyme thrilla
The DOUCH CHILLA

 

[Hudson]

He hated that the camera was on him.

Gotta clown him about this on his next podcast.

 

[aRTie02150]

He hated that the camera was on him.

Gotta clown him about this on his next podcast.

That's because he knew that psychos like us would see it years later and ridicule him.

Unfortunately for Serch he got tangled up in our trolling net and made an ass of himself for OUR entertainment.

@PumiceT still around?

 

[alkiefuck2]

Right there, that white boy with the blond hair.

How you doing, sir? What's good with you kid?

I hope that you watch my show, and that you live - a positive - life!

And shout out to my wife! Who's hoping I don't flip or guh duh go do a knife, or cut uh a, I --
Um, let me shut up for a second real quick and just, Come back, and uh, Excuse me, uh, Let me Rhyme again, it's my time again. And drop dimes, uh doh, Again, oh,

I stuttered, but I'm still buttah.

 

[guest]

Chip's older brother Skip Chipperson.

 

[BUBBLER]

He stinks and I don't like him

 

[victor_sanchez]

gah - thats tough to watch. look at him tie that mic cable around his hand like a retard. he looks so uncomfortable.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

This faggot needs Jesus.

 

[guest]

meanwhile there's some old nigger who can rap 16 bars like it's effortless shit...but he's probably jailed.

 

[guest]

LOL:

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

This nigga looks like my accountant

 

[Meownaw]

The comments are giving me a brain aneurism. How the fuck are people saying he did good?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The comments are giving me a brain aneurism. How the fuck are people saying he did good?

Because they’re idiots. Serch was only “famous” for claiming white rappers like Vanilla Ice weren’t legit while Serch was a joke. He was involved with Nas but notice Nas hasn’t worked with him since the mid 90s. Vanilla Ice made his money and got out and has been doing very well in real estate which is what Serch has been trying to do for years. He shits on Vanilla Ice STILL after 30 years yet he’s trying to be just like him in real estate. Vanilla Ice at least can laugh at himself while Serch is a fat old jew that thinks he’s a legend yet only had 1-2 hits in the early 90s. Eminem wasn’t inspired by Serch, Serch has been a joke his whole career.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

If you want a good laugh look up Serch’s Wikipedia page. All his “business ventures” post 3rd Base involve him burning bridges, getting fired, and money that went missing. I loved messing with him on his podcast YouTube stream where he would claim his show is currently being seen by tens of thousands of people yet didn’t realize the view count was on and would show single digits. When our little radials pissed him off he had just done a live read / rant trying to sell expensive Covid 19 masks (that he said were the only legit ones) and cried about he hadn’t seen his kids or parents in over 6 months due to Covid only to say he’s coming to our doors tomorrow to beat us up because we made fun of his stupid ass.

 

[guest]

If you want a good laugh look up Serch’s Wikipedia page. All his “business ventures” post 3rd Base involve him burning bridges, getting fired, and money that went missing. I loved messing with him on his podcast YouTube stream where he would claim his show is currently being seen by tens of thousands of people yet didn’t realize the view count was on and would show single digits. When our little radials pissed him off he had just done a live read / rant trying to sell expensive Covid 19 masks (that he said were the only legit ones) and cried about he hadn’t seen his kids or parents in over 6 months due to Covid only to say he’s coming to our doors tomorrow to beat us up because we made fun of his stupid ass.

I saw it once and it ribbed me good, but cant seem to find it now. Do you have a link for a brothaman?

 

[PumiceT]

If you want a good laugh look up Serch’s Wikipedia page. All his “business ventures” post 3rd Base involve him burning bridges, getting fired, and money that went missing. I loved messing with him on his podcast YouTube stream where he would claim his show is currently being seen by tens of thousands of people yet didn’t realize the view count was on and would show single digits. When our little radials pissed him off he had just done a live read / rant trying to sell expensive Covid 19 masks (that he said were the only legit ones) and cried about he hadn’t seen his kids or parents in over 6 months due to Covid only to say he’s coming to our doors tomorrow to beat us up because we made fun of his stupid ass.

When we were doing the podcast, I actually got paid from some of the sponsorships. And then Serch started having some of my merch pre-printed. (That’s not how I wanted to grow my business. I use a direct-to-garment service so I don’t have merch sitting around if I make a design that flops.) Trying to keep track of what I then might owe Serch, or what he’d owe me got really blurry. I had a spreadsheet that I shared with him. If someone ordered one of the pre-printed items, he’d ship it to them, and I’d set aside the money. All in all, he still owes me for work I’ve done for him. When our friendship fizzled, I took down all 3rd Bass / Serch merch, and he did god knows what with any of the preprinted shirts. I think he still wears them. It kinda pains me to see my shirt design in that avatar, but it’s funny nonetheless. Oh. I was making a point. Sorry. So, sometimes if I owed him money, he’d have me re-route it to someone he owed money to. And he’d claim if I sent it directly to him, his wife would control it and he didn’t want that. So just send it to so-and-so for this-and-that. Or “he’s a photographer that I’m buying art from for my wife’s birthday.” Ummm. Ok?

For what it’s worth, YouTube only showed the viewers for that platform. We were also streaming to another 4-7 people on Facebook. Well into the double digits, bro. I think Serch wanted to pre-count any views the recording would get, and he’d pay to boost those sometimes so it would get 10k views, but quality views? Not likely.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I saw it once and it ribbed me good, but cant seem to find it now. Do you have a link for a brothaman?

“miscommunications” related to missing money. Serch also tried to sell “Trump gets the Gas Face” shirts off one of 3rd Bass only hits from 30 years ago.

“Dispute” over a Super Bowl party was related to (you guessed it) missing money. Also note his “catchphrase” was woop-WOOP which has been the Insane Clown Posse’s gimmick for years.

 

[PumiceT]

That's because he knew that psychos like us would see it years later and ridicule him.

Unfortunately for Serch he got tangled up in our trolling net and made an ass of himself for OUR entertainment.

@PumiceT still around?

I’m here. Mostly using my pseudonym. Not sure why I bother. It’s not like Serch is reading this or even cares. It’s funny, someone (from here?) keeps commenting on his Facebook post about HitPiece, asking when the press release is happening. When the “upcoming days” will arrive since there’s been no updates.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

When we were doing the podcast, I actually got paid from some of the sponsorships. And then Serch started having some of my merch pre-printed. (That’s not how I wanted to grow my business. I use a direct-to-garment service so I don’t have merch sitting around if I make a design that flops.) Trying to keep track of what I then might owe Serch, or what he’d owe me got really blurry. I had a spreadsheet that I shared with him. If someone ordered one of the pre-printed items, he’d ship it to them, and I’d set aside the money. All in all, he still owes me for work I’ve done for him. When our friendship fizzled, I took down all 3rd Bass / Serch merch, and he did god knows what with any of the preprinted shirts. I think he still wears them. It kinda pains me to see my shirt design in that avatar, but it’s funny nonetheless. Oh. I was making a point. Sorry. So, sometimes if I owed him money, he’d have me re-route it to someone he owed money to. And he’d claim if I sent it directly to him, his wife would control it and he didn’t want that. So just send it to so-and-so for this-and-that. Or “he’s a photographer that I’m buying art from for my wife’s birthday.” Ummm. Ok?

For what it’s worth, YouTube only showed the viewers for that platform. We were also streaming to another 4-7 people on Facebook. Well into the double digits, bro. I think Serch wanted to pre-count any views the recording would get, and he’d pay to boost those sometimes so it would get 10k views, but quality views? Not likely.

I remember he tried to claim he was the “Howard Stern” of interviews yet nobody was paying to hear him on a premium service and his view counts were dog shit. Also he sucked as a host like his joke of a daytime Maury show rip off.