Man boobs in Paris

['THE NIGGER MAN']

He's tacked on 30 pounds since the honeymoon but yeah, same fat bones.

Perhaps more than that.

 

[guest]

Pats starting to get too fat for his clothes. This was the peak for both of them. Book deal, huge Twitter numbers, just married, so many great things ahead...if they only knew the truth.

Nikki looks so much worse then she does here. If she still looked like this I'd probably let her blow me

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

So did he meet them in Paris? Or did he know them from back home?

 

[BudDickman]

So did he meet them in Paris? Or did he know them from back home?

The guy seems to be some kind of travel blogger who lives in Paris, so I'm sure Pat just hit him up so that they can do some kind of collaboration, or whatever this is supposed to be. He also tried to hang out with one of the dad bod sketch girls during his honeymoon in London.

 

[FatMarathonCheater]

Yeah, I've used gifs I'd made from that vid from time to time (they mostly suck but at least they capture his "Ugly American" personage). He was at his peak Frat Pat/Stealthy Geek stage on that trip; baseball cap and Captain America shirt.

Damn, those bossoms

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

The guy seems to be some kind of travel blogger who lives in Paris, so I'm sure Pat just hit him up so that they can do some kind of collaboration, or whatever this is supposed to be. He also tried to hang out with one of the dad bod sketch girls during his honeymoon in London.

Pat did?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I love how annoyed he is by them after a day of looking like a dickhead by association. He's freaked out to discover that he is involved in their honeymoon, and they're following him around doing and saying retard shit as he's trying to talk. Like they're actually kind of making a scene in the sense that if you looked out a window and saw them you'd be like "look at these fucking idiots." Pat drops his hilarious "don't get married and come to Paris, kids. Come single." right in front of his second, better bride as she waves at the camera like an actual retard. Zero respect for her from the start.

Don’t forget that he made the host plug his fucking Twitter lmao

 

[FatPatsBaps]

"We're taking an extended break for lunch here..."

Yeah, no shit.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Look at how fat and mincing he is. Nice weak, spindle arms and Rodney Dangerfield abdomen, shithead

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Look at how fat and mincing he is. Nice weak, spindle arms and Rodney Dangerfield abdomen, shithead

Eyy it's Tony Two Shirts Two Sizes Too Small ova here

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

He says “He really blew up on Twitter lately” which means that on his honeymoon, the entire conversation at dinner was him bragging about his twitter followers

 

[AliceWorquer]

"Guess whaT new, beTTer wife? I have arranged for some guy To look annoyed and walk 5 paces ahead of us while we honeymoon. He has been insTrucTed To roll his eyes aT our jokes and we are To be excluded from his conversaTions liTTle one. Tell your moTher this one is on me. He only accepTs reTweeTs as paymenT. He will warn his followers thaT they will probably haTe me and I welcome iT, child."

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I guarantee he only drank shit beer too, like Stella. God forbid piggy sample some French wine and enjoy an ice treat, like steak frites. Nah. This faggot had a grilled cheese with a slice of ham and a stale draft beer.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I guarantee he only drank shit beer too, like Stella. God forbid piggy sample some French wine and enjoy an ice treat, like steak frites. Nah. This faggot had a grilled cheese with a slice of ham and a stale draft beer.

He ordered scrambled eggs in fucking Paris. No way he ordered a steak tartare at any point. My sTomach won'T allow for iT, Parisian child.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

So much bottled up disdain.

he'd probably filmed a lot of being 'busy with these two' but knew it was sheer cringe, I'd bet there's some gems

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He ordered scrambled eggs in fucking Paris. No way he ordered a steak tartare at any point. My sTomach won'T allow for iT, Parisian child.

Seriously, that’s so sad.

Thank God the Pig hasn’t been somewhere with really spectacular food, like Spain. He’d be eating tortilla de patata bought premade and pawned off to rubes like him in Madrid. No, child, I will noT eaT jamon. My sTomach cannoT ToleraTe uncookeD cureD meaTs

 

[BudDickman]

Pat did?

Yeah.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/923820183457804288?s=20&t=rgfyk78M-OpDloaTCddQnQ

 

[guest]

Just got round to watching the whole thing. The fag vlogger basically insinuates that he wanted to bike more but as soon as they stopped for lunch Fat started drinking and that was that.

Also funny how Fat instinctively moves away from Niki when she gets close to him, best seen when she pops into frame and slurs "as you do" like a retard.

The fag vlogger is clearly sick of them by lunch and seems like he's actively trying to lose them by evening. They on the other hand clearly don't want to spend time with each other alone (on their fucking honeymoon) and just come across as a couple of overgrown kids totally out of their comfort zones.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Seriously, that’s so sad.

Thank God the Pig hasn’t been somewhere with really spectacular food, like Spain. He’d be eating tortilla de patata bought premade and pawned off to rubes like him in Madrid. No, child, I will noT eaT jamon. My sTomach cannoT ToleraTe uncookeD cureD meaTs

There's an episode of Kitchen Nightmares UK where Gordon tries to fix a restaurant in Spain that's run by English guys.

The place is designed for English tourists IN SPAIN to eat SPANISH CUISINE... cooked by THE ENGLISH.

That restaurant was failing - and so should it have - yet that's what P@t would have loved had he been there. Anywhere in the Mediterranean you can find nice food anywhere you walk it seems.

 

[guest]

There's an episode of Kitchen Nightmares UK where Gordon tries to fix a restaurant in Spain that's run by English guys.

The place is designed for English tourists IN SPAIN to eat SPANISH CUISINE... cooked by THE ENGLISH.

That restaurant was failing - and so should it have - yet that's what P@t would have loved had he been there. Anywhere in the Mediterranean you can find nice food anywhere you walk it seems.

I guess they were at least trying to cook Spanish food. There are lots of places in the Costa del Sol and Tenerife etc that are run by Brits and just serve fry ups and egg and chips etc. The English who go there basically just want sun and sand but everything else like they have at home.