Man boobs in Paris

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

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Great minds think a lot. He did it, the faggy way he grasps the handle bars with his sloped shoulders is identical

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Pigga's in Paris

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Bonus Thikki & sunglasses

Has this ever been uncovered before?

Kick the leaves more, shithead

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Bonus Thikki & sunglasses

Has this ever been uncovered before?

typical rube Pat, going to a fucking Scottish pub in Paris. These mos didn’t even go to the Saint-Chapelle.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

And the guy gives the camera this hilarious "Well, fuck me, I guess" face.

The accuracy and detail of this sentence shattered my ribs

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

The restaurant part is great. Pat's sitting there chewing and the guy's like "is that your first croque monsiuer?" Pat: "it is, yeah." Guy: inaudibly asks how it is. Pat: "we'll see in a moment." And the guy gives the camera this hilarious "Well, fuck me, I guess" face. Pat just gives him fucking nothing. It reminded me of when he said he almost died on that one podcast and the host was like "...Do you want to expand on that?" And he responded "No." He's such an unlikable cunt.

 

[guest]

That part with Pat and Niki following the vlogger in the street where he says theyre on their honeymoon is so sad. They act like stray dogs.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

That part with Pat and Niki following the vlogger in the street where he says theyre on their honeymoon is so sad. They act like stray dogs.

4:18

"Don't get married, kids, just come to Paris single."
"...Heh... that's some wise advice there. So..."

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That part with Pat and Niki following the vlogger in the street where he says theyre on their honeymoon is so sad. They act like stray dogs.

I love how annoyed he is by them after a day of looking like a dickhead by association. He's freaked out to discover that he is involved in their honeymoon, and they're following him around doing and saying retard shit as he's trying to talk. Like they're actually kind of making a scene in the sense that if you looked out a window and saw them you'd be like "look at these fucking idiots." Pat drops his hilarious "don't get married and come to Paris, kids. Come single." right in front of his second, better bride as she waves at the camera like an actual retard. Zero respect for her from the start.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

✂️ that head movement

5 seconds · Clipped by Ronnie Las Vegas · Original video "Honeymoon Halloweeen" by Jay Swanson

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[fenrir]

I'm not kidding at all, that is 100% what he said and again, Nikki loved the comment...on the honeymoon. Fucking disgusting.

I could have sworn that he said "And then we started talking about all the rapists here" but maybe I'm just lonely tonight.

It's amazing how Pat can make a faggy Youtube vlogger seem like a normal guy by comparison.

 

[guest]

I'm not kidding at all, that is 100% what he said and again, Nikki loved the comment...on the honeymoon. Fucking disgusting.

Of course she did. It's the only chance she was going to get a good fuck on her honeymoon. The dude could fuck the shit out her first and make her cum and then Rick could put his 3" rage erection into her creampie, thrust 3 times, and shoot his little thimblefull of cum.

 

[Stent]

I like how Pat walks in front of Niki and it's a total eclipse.

Giant belly and saggy "pecks" under a tight Captain America t-shirt is like he's deliberately trying to be a Chris Farley character.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Of course she did. It's the only chance she was going to get a good fuck on her honeymoon. The dude could fuck the shit out her first and make her cum and then Rick could put his 3" rage erection into her creampie, thrust 3 times, and shoot his little thimblefull of cum.

Generally speaking, I find "reaction" videos entirely unnecessary. However, I would really like to see that ginger tour guide's reaction to reading this comment.

 

[BudDickman]

That part with Pat and Niki following the vlogger in the street where he says theyre on their honeymoon is so sad. They act like stray dogs.

My favorite is the hand gesture at 4:25-30 when he says "I didn't get to talk much today because I've been busy with these two". So much bottled up disdain.

 

[Stent]

My favorite is the hand gesture at 4:25-30 when he says "I didn't get to talk much today because I've been busy with these two". So much bottled up disdain.

How many times did he say "So, you guys probably want to have a look around by yourselves... "

They'd say "No, we're having so much fun with you!" and he knew his entire day was going to be written off.

 

[Brooke Shields]

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[guest]

Is that the same Halloween where Niki was drunkenly eyeing up that porch monkey dressed as Spock? If so the fact that that happened on their honeymoon makes it so much funnier

Also, I love how he has his bike seat raised all the way up like he's going to a bike race

 

[guest]

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He's tacked on 30 pounds since the honeymoon but yeah, same fat bones.

 

[guest]

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WHO DO WE GO TO WITH THIS?!?!?!