Lucy Lawless Appreciation Thread

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Triple H from the Cactus feud in 2000 to his quad injury in 2001 is GOAT level. His delivery of his promos ("I AM THE GAME, BECAUSE I CRIPPLED STEVE AUSTIN!!" etc.) to how he maintained his body and his quality of matches totally surpassed HBK and he was the perfect foil for Rock and Austin to work with, which is a lofty position.

So many heels lack what he had, and he was one of the best: he had a psychopathic lust for the belt and would do anything for it, real life or in character.

And, come on, he had the best entrance themes. My Time, The Game, Line In The Sand, King of Kings... aesthetically he's based. He just really sucked in 2002 and 2003 and anybody else would've lost their spot, but he tied the knot with Stephanie in 2003.

He truly was a great heel, there's no denying that, i truly loved to hate the fucker, so he was doing his job perfectly.

The reign of terror i could have done without, seeing him so much really soured me on him.

The DX stuff in the 2000's really wasn't my cup of tea, it truly felt like two middle aged men pretending to be teenage boys, embarrassing.

His entrances and music where badass, his return after his injury is awesome, listen to that response.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

He truly was a great heel, there's no denying that, i truly loved to hate the fucker, so he was doing his job perfectly.

The reign of terror i could have done without, seeing him so much really soured me on him.

The DX stuff in the 2000's really wasn't my cup of tea, it truly felt like two middle aged men pretending to be teenage boys, embarrassing.

His entrances and music where badass, his return after his injury is awesome, listen to that response.

The mid 2000s DX sucked but by then they had resigned themselves to appealing to children, even though when I was a kid I loved it when it appealed to the 18-34 demographic. I can't blame him for that gay shit, after all Triple H had drugged and insinuated that he raped Stephanie on their wedding night. That was based.

I just watched the video again and I realised it was from 20 years ago. Jesus Christ.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

I never liked when Triple H was champion as he was always much better chasing the title. Once he won whatever championship he was after he immediately became boring to me. With his character the chase was better than the catch. That was a Motörhead reference Dan.





The Empress contemplating life while in her royal bath. I assume this is a daily thing.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Lucy truly is a goddess.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I had a dream last night that Lucy was rocking me in her strong arms while singing sweet lullabies to me.

It was probably the happiest i have felt in years.

I actually felt depressed when i woke up, the thought that no women can ever compare to Lucy is fawking killing me, sniff.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

I had a dream last night that Lucy was rocking me in her strong arms while singing sweet lullabies to me.

It was probably the happiest i have felt in years.

I actually felt depressed when i woke up, the thought that no women can ever compare to Lucy is fawking killing me, sniff.

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I wish that she could have been cloned in Europe 22 years ago just for you, brotherman.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I wish that she could have been cloned in Europe 22 years ago just for you, brotherman.

Could you imagine, being rocked to sleep by Lucy every night, it must feel like you're in heaven while being cradled by an angel.

Thanks for the kind words my friend, you're a good guy!

There is nothing a good few stiff drinks can't fix.

 

[guest]

I actually felt depressed when i woke up, the thought that no women can ever compare to Lucy is fawking killing me, sniff.

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[ShutYourCakeHorn]

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That look of pure disappointment on a women's face is one i recognize immediately.

But again, nothing a few stiff drinks can't fix.

 

[guest]

That look of pure disappointment on a women's face is one i recognize immediately.

But again, nothing a few stiff drinks can't fix.

Cheers, what’s your poison?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Cheers, what’s your poison?

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Anything that makes me forget about this hellhole i call my life fastest.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Fawk yeah bros

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

No dreams about Lucy last night, i don't know if i should feel happy or sad, Lucy's beauty is really fawking with my head!

How is it even possible for such beauty to exist?!

I would literally kill for her, anything for Lucy and The Alliance!

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Fawk yeah bros

Peter Steele was the man. Hell of a nice person too.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

ABORT ALL NON BELIEVERS!

CLOG WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE!

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Dark brown hair with blue eyes is a dimes look

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Dark brown hair with blue eyes is a dimes look


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That face you make when you realise that Lucy will strike down the unbelievers real soon.

She truly is perfection, i would kill for her and The Alliance, and believe me, i would kill a lot of fuckers around here.

Just give the word Lucy, and i'll get to work.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

That face you make when you realise that Lucy will strike down the unbelievers real soon.

She truly is perfection, i would kill for her and The Alliance, and believe me, i would kill a lot of fuckers around here.

Just give the word Lucy, and i'll get to work.

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Now them's Based™ words!

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Now them's Based™ words!

DEUS VULT!

LUCY MIT UNS!

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

DEUS VULT!

LUCY MIT UNS!