Love letters from a crippled retard, brother.

[guest]

@HH Brother thank you for the car crashes brother
I will strive to be funnier in order to earn ribs or hahahholeeeshit from the man himself.
Tough love, old school

 

[Carol's Bad Cavern]

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Some of the other DMs Dan posted were girlish and catty, but I stand by the fact that him revealing this one was fucking hilarious.

 

[guest]

This oddly somehow made the question weirder. Did you think Dan did anything besides use his real name, and make an incredibly boring podcast?

Cuz, does anything anyone do here matter? That’s the one thing that you have to ask yourself. Even if half of the posters who post death letters here are kidding it’s kind of a sign of sorts.

I realize we have enough usernames here larrping as bottom heads but Off Topic is basically the southern south side of addiction, depression and weird basement shit.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Cuz, does anything anyone do here matter? That’s the one thing that you have to ask yourself. Even if half of the posters who post death letters here are kidding it’s kind of a sign of sorts.

I realize we have enough usernames here larrping as bottom heads but Off Topic is basically the southern south side of addiction, depression and weird basement shit.

You say odd shit to people dude.

 

[guest]

hey brother you wanna share sex stories?
The dutchman has never been inside a vagina, yet has the gall to talk shit about your 9/10 mulher gostosa. incredible.

Veghel

 

[Carol's Bad Cavern]

This oddly somehow made the question weirder. Did you think Dan did anything besides use his real name, and make an incredibly boring podcast?

He did call Patrick a fat faggot publicly on his personal twitter account. Aside from that he took credit for being the ringleader of the secret forum even though SpaceEdge and Josiah did all the real shit.

 

[guest]

You say odd shit to people dude.

That’s ok, @Gay Faggot. We've never been that close.

 

[Harry Powell]

When Dan was posting as "Chicopee Chip" did he usually make you laugh with hilarious, high-quality photoshops?

Exactly

 

[Say “Cookie”]

"This ain't your show, serf!"

Dan, You picked a Brazilian 3 for a green card marriage.



This foot is better looking than your easter island statue headed wife. Money doesn’t buy class, taste or charm, faggot.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

You guys are both huge fags, get a room already

 

[Say “Cookie”]

You guys are both huge fags, get a room already

Dan raped a 10 year old @ShutYourCakeHorn back in 2002.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Dan, You picked a Brazilian 3 for a green card marriage.



This foot is better looking than your easter island statue headed wife. Money doesn’t buy class, taste or charm, faggot.

money also doesn't make his nephew any less retarded than he is, seems retardation runs in the family.

Nice gene pool, stupid.

 

[HH Brother]

"And then I bought up his healthy family with normal limbs. GOT EM!"

 

[guest]

money also doesn't make his nephew any less retarded than he is, seems retardation runs in the family.

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Nice gene pool, stupid.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

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Dan's bulldyke of a sister is still more feminine than Flavia, let that one sink in.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

money also doesn't make his nephew any less retarded than he is, seems retardation runs in the family.

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Nice gene pool, stupid.

Both of those boys look retarded. Down Syndrome runs in the family. They may have had a chance to be normal if Dan didn’t provide the sperm.

 

[HH Brother]

Dan's bulldyke of a sister is still more feminine than Flavia, let that one sink in.

"I really got him against the ropes now!"

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Flavia Mullen’s tongue is used as nigger toilet paper. Dan, stop making your 3/10 wife use her mouth as your bull’s toilet.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

"I really got him against the ropes now!"

I wish you would put a rope around your neck, homo.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

6 hour back and forth, lmao you guys are fucking dorks