Looks like Joe is struggling for work

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

Instead of informing places about his alleged pedophilia and child spit addiction, maybe they should be told about his maga affiliation and about how can’t help himself but spew shit about loving trump?

Has the added benefit of being unequivocally true

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Joe will never learn, and its hilarious. The Cumia's can blame Libs and trolls all they want..but days end it's there raging race rage that will always do them in.

Anway Joe, if you read this been quite fun sharing your work with places you play, mostly cause i know how funny it will be making you explain all this to owners

 

[satanssockpuppet]

After all those years living and playing guitar in the Long Island area, Joe doesn't have a single friendly venue where he plays on even a semi-regular basis. Not even the seediest, shittiest local dives will resort to hiring Solo Joe. He doesn't have a single friend in the music business, even on a local, peripheral level. Even the local Moose Lodge won't have him back. He has no local reputation, and draws no money whatsoever. And surely everyone must know of him by now. I bet there are some totally hilarious stories out there re: this topic.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

First time I’ve ever heard the claim that music was a seasonal business I feel like I see way more bands playing out during the fall and winter than the summer.

The fruit stands in LI aren't open through the winter.

 

[JebJoh]

The fruit stands in LI aren't open through the winter.

Good point. What about farmers markets though? They are ubiquitous in the fall and winter.

 

[JebJoh]

It's funny, I know another amateur guitar hobbyist who gives guitar lessons. He pretends he "owns and operates a music school", but he really just gives freelance lessons to kids. Anyway, he started tweeting full-time in 2021, lots of gay political hot takes and Elon worship. And he's always complaining about how "business fell off under Biden/Harris", but sees no correlation between his tweets (under his real name) and the loss of business. He's sabotaging himself, he's too deluded to see it, and he just can't stop tweeting.

No one wants to hire Joe. He's a flabby, old, shabbily-clothed jerk off, who never stops posting retarded Trump memes, and his "show" consists of him warbling along to an iPad. His most prestigious gigs were at some hotel in Virginia and on a leaky old foreign cruise ship. He not only suffers from crippling delusions of grandeur, he's also a total retard. There's something about guitar playing that really brings out the asshole in people.

My kids always did camps and had professional training for their activities. If a teacher or coach showed up with a maga hat or trump bumper sticker I’d never give them another dollar. It has only happened with football and lacrosse coaches but both were affiliated with the same Catholic school. Most people are smart enough to keep their stupidity quiet.

 

[NoBacon]

It looks like Joe has been offered a much needed lifeline

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It looks like Joe has been offered a much needed lifeline View attachment 227006

He is already dreaming of blowing this cash in Atlantic City

 

[dropngo]

Joe continues to try to get bookings by touting his "major cruise ship headlining experience". I wonder how Joe would respond if an interested booker reached out but insisted on getting a full list of those 1300+ songs before hiring him...

 

[Jesse Ventura]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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Joe continues to try to get bookings by touting his "major cruise ship headlining experience". I wonder how Joe would respond if an interested booker reached out but insisted on getting a full list of those 1300+ songs before hiring him...

He filled in a couple times on the boat and 90% of the time he was in a hallway next to the shitter. Now he calls himself a headliner.

 

[bumbum8]

Joe spent all his cruise earnings and still needs new teeth to chew his cud. He'll end up having to crawl back to the cruise. Dreams do come true.