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If only I had the sway to book him at hooli’s
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Hoolies for me always, Hoolies for you never. Child.If only I had the sway to book him at hooli’s
Rather than waste his time doing free gigs why doesn’t he just post a video? Joe might think local wine bars are avoiding him because of his steep price. It never occurred to him that he’s too dirty, annoying and untalented to hire.
He could always try to play the MOO-se Lodge again. Punchin out."Upscale tavern?"
Brotha Joe is above playing a blue-collar bar?
Just go to the job site, pick up a broom and start sweeping"So so so so so you're saying I can't help your merlot go down easy with some 'Hot Smoke & Sassafras'!?!"
No vocaroo?Well he still answers his phone. I told him to blow me and he said he would if I was there and then he called me a homosexual.
No vocaroo?
I would sympathize with anyone else in the world who posted this. Coming from Joe it just makes me laugh. I wonder if FH Riley’s is looking for someone.Nice starting a sales pitch by showing just how desperate you are for the work. That's business 101, commies!
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First time I’ve ever heard the claim that music was a seasonal business I feel like I see way more bands playing out during the fall and winter than the summer."Even more so for professional working musicians such as myself"
You cant not read that shit in his voice.
Oh you'll do it "gratis" fucking mongNice starting a sales pitch by showing just how desperate you are for the work. That's business 101, commies!
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You know whyWhy didn't he just work during his prime working years?
It's funny, I know another amateur guitar hobbyist who gives guitar lessons. He pretends he "owns and operates a music school", but he really just gives freelance lessons to kids. Anyway, he started tweeting full-time in 2021, lots of gay political hot takes and Elon worship. And he's always complaining about how "business fell off under Biden/Harris", but sees no correlation between his tweets (under his real name) and the loss of business. He's sabotaging himself, he's too deluded to see it, and he just can't stop tweeting.Very savvy of JoeH to have a Trump pfp and a keep a polarizing, bloviating partisan web presence. Upscale wineries and taverns would certainly welcome someone who's liable to spout moronic political bullshit between playing used songs.
He could just advertise online and pick up a quick $50-60 a pop giving remedial lessons to kids and retards. Three or four lessons a month and he'd be making way more than he makes right now. But he'd have to take a shower and look semi-presentable, so that's out.I still think those chain music schools they have in strip malls (School of rock I think?) would be a viable option for Joe to pick up some extra shekels. He can play guitar at a mediocre level, but good enough to teach some asshole kids the basics
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