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Chapel

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Jen_Tomlinson

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Liam Payne had serious abuse allegations made against him from his ex-fiancee in just the past week, and then grooming allegations coming out from underaged One Direction fans. He was probably freaked out knowing that his entire career/life might be falling apart, and got super fucked up to cope (and then jumped while super fucked up).

From a legit source
 

Ronnie G

Looschen up folksch
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is the actual clip of the fall available online? I think I read somewhere it was. Kind of curious if a three storey fall is instant death. Doesn’t sound like it

There's a general survival calculation and I believe it's 50/50 at four stories, so most people would survive a fall from three. The landing is a massive variable of course, so if he dolphin dove out that bitch then good luck.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Liam Payne had serious abuse allegations made against him from his ex-fiancee in just the past week, and then grooming allegations coming out from underaged One Direction fans. He was probably freaked out knowing that his entire career/life might be falling apart, and got super fucked up to cope (and then jumped while super fucked up).

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I read that on a fawkin placemat at a restaurant too. :brothaman_sm:
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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My college roommate got shitfaced and fell out of a third or fourth story window onto a chain link fence. He had to get like 5 or 10 different surgeries but apparently the fence, which nearly cut him in half, saved his life.

He was back playing drums within a year and we continued to drink every single day until we graduated.
 

StlakerFatti

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Liam Payne had serious abuse allegations made against him from his ex-fiancee in just the past week, and then grooming allegations coming out from underaged One Direction fans. He was probably freaked out knowing that his entire career/life might be falling apart, and got super fucked up to cope (and then jumped while super fucked up).

From a legit source
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UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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Liam Payne had serious abuse allegations made against him from his ex-fiancee in just the past week, and then grooming allegations coming out from underaged One Direction fans. He was probably freaked out knowing that his entire career/life might be falling apart, and got super fucked up to cope (and then jumped while super fucked up).

From a legit source

He'd been known in the industry to have his demons, that's for certain. He could be a complete dick behind the scenes. The grooming was a rumour, never had it confirmed. But could he be a right cunt? Absolutely.

Word is that the record company tossed... Ok, I'll rephrase: his record company dropped... Hmm.

They rescinded his contract, awlroight? Seems to me that was the catalyst.
 

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Throughout human history, entertainers were like Gypsies you rounded up from the slum section, whenever you had a wedding or some kind of festivities. Only post enlightenment did the elite invent "celebrity" entertainers and try to make this lowly class something to aspire to.
 

UnPRePared

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(unprepared, close your ears)

Throughout human history, entertainers were like Gypsies you rounded up from the slum section, whenever you had a wedding or some kind of festivities. Only post enlightenment did the elite invent "celebrity" entertainers and try to make this lowly class something to aspire to.

You're talking to someone who hates the idea of "celebrity" and the bullshit that comes with it. When someone recognizes me and fawns over me, I wince on the inside. It's great to have my work appreciated, but I'm no different than any of you. That was why I wrote "The Actor" in the first place - Fame, and the concept of it, is a fucking joke. And the ones who keep chasing it are sad to me.

Also, anyone read Simon Cowell's comment about this? That Brit Ken doll cunt has no soul at all.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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You're talking to someone who hates the idea of "celebrity" and the bullshit that comes with it. When someone recognizes me and fawns over me, I wince on the inside. It's great to have my work appreciated, but I'm no different than any of you. That was why I wrote "The Actor" in the first place - Fame, and the concept of it, is a fucking joke. And the ones who keep chasing it are sad to me.

Also, anyone read Simon Cowell's comment about this? That Brit Ken doll cunt has no soul at all.
If you’re so famous then why have I never heard of you?
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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You're talking to someone who hates the idea of "celebrity" and the bullshit that comes with it. When someone recognizes me and fawns over me, I wince on the inside. It's great to have my work appreciated, but I'm no different than any of you. That was why I wrote "The Actor" in the first place - Fame, and the concept of it, is a fucking joke. And the ones who keep chasing it are sad to me.

Also, anyone read Simon Cowell's comment about this? That Brit Ken doll cunt has no soul at all.

Superstar Ray Wilson never forgets his roots. His modesty is as big as his talent!
 
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