Looks like God needed a faggot

[DMbA]

Why did HE chose that haircut? Simon Cowell might as well have been holding the goddamn scissors.

they were under control of that rude british fella?

 

[Jenna]

they were under control of that rude british fella?

He's in charge of X-Factor (brit American Idol) and there's five cute boys who can all sing, so he decides to put them in a boy band. It follows the Lou Pearlman structure and is instantly successful, first in the UK and then everywhere else.

 

[johnnynoname]

you people have made a mockery of this

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Stories about him have been popping up on my gossip subreddit recently (and I only read them because 80% of content is shit like "Anne Hathaway announces she's backing Kamala!")

His ex-girlfriend (fiancé?) MeToo'd him but it didn't seem that bad, just general alcohol/drug abuse nonsense and stuff like blowing up her cell phone. The fanbase turned on him, and he tried to reach out to Harry Styles but Harry told him to fuck off.

Didn't think the fucker would actually kill himself though.

I was thinking three stories is a little short to kill yourself but it worked.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Was he raped by P Diddy?

 

[Ladynyahh]

Didn't he have some Diddy allegations? Speculate speculate

 

[Jenna]

I was thinking three stories is a little short to kill yourself but it worked.

You're thinking legs or back-first falls. If you're fucked up and that head whacks pavement, it's over.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

You're thinking legs or back-first falls. If you're fucked up and that head whacks pavement, it's over.

Yeah you’re 100% right, we had a kid in highschool die falling backwards off of a bed of a truck.

 

[Chapel]

Was he raped by P Diddy?

No, Simon Cowell.

 

[NigelCumia]

I HATE ONE DIRECTION!

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I GOT A TWEEN ON MY HOUSE

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I guess gravity only works in one direction or sumptin

 

[TorpidSloth]

Yeah you’re 100% right, we had a kid in highschool die falling backwards off of a bed of a truck.

I went to school with a guy who got in a fight, got chinned, hit the back of his head on the pavement and died almost instantly. That back of the skull is fragile.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I guess gravity only works in one direction or sumptin

Should have tried falling in the other direction tss tss.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

One Direction
more like
Wonder Erection

Th-That's all I had...

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I was trying to come up with a song parody but nobody here would get the reference.

I did mentally come up with the following chart for @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Backstreet Boys:: NSync:: One Direction

Nick :: Justin :: Harry - The goddamn star
Brian :: JC :: Liam (dead guy) - The vice-president
Kevin :: Joey :: Tomlinson - The old one who looks like he's hanging out with his little brother's friends
AJ :: Chris :: Zayn - The (ethnic) bad boy
Howie :: Lance :: Niall - The sensitive faggot

Regarding Kevin and Joey Fat-one, and funnily enough, the actual Patrick Tomlinson, goatees on young men was always a weird fucking look. Whenever I see it in person I'm immediately thinking "oh you shifty fucking scumbag."

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Regarding Kevin and Joey Fat-one, and funnily enough, the actual Patrick Tomlinson, goatees on young men was always a weird fucking look. Whenever I see it in person I'm immediately thinking "oh you shifty fucking scumbag."

Kind of funny that Joey Fatone is on Impractical Jokers a lot and he’s way less famous than the cast.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Lance Bass' lasting legacy will be as the first English voice of Sephiroth.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I GOT A TWEEN ON MY HOUSE

I WANNA SEE THE PLUMMET TO.MY DEATH MOVIE!

 

[aRTie02150]

Liam Windowpane

 

[Chapel]