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If a certain bored Brazilian housewife needs some company while her autistic husband is out on what he says is business I’m available.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Look who's headed to Milwaukee...
- Thread starter DanMullen'sRetardedNephew
- Start date
Piece of shit is really stretching for content
If he's actually planning on going on a specific date, I'd consider flying out there to confront Dan and go over my long term #DropKiwiFarms plans with Pat over some brews and Hooligans soup
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lol, isn't this literally what they call "a-logging" over there? I kinda hope Dan follows through. I'd laugh my fawkin' balls off if he wound up having a thread of his own and got neutralized on sight.
I gotta find out when he’s going. The video of Pat fighting a Down syndrome guy in the street will be priceless (no offense Dan)
any of you fags with nonbanned kiwi accounts please report Dan for making trolling plans
I would love nothing more than if Pat beat the living shit out of Dan and it's all captured on cam and goes viral on Worldstar.
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I wouldn't be surprised if Flexo didn't already drop a report on him for that. I also doubt anything more than a "don't be a faggot" will come of it from mods.
I was banned for less.
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People who say "in Minecraft" should be blackbagged and raped by a pack of niggers. In guantanamo.
It’d be hilarious if Pat just went full autistic retard sperg out and savagely beat Dan’s plump, round little body.
Dan is filming and then a piercing squeak is heard, followed by a brief shot of Fatty giving Dan a knuckle sandwich. Some concerned yells pop out of chubby little Dan as his phone tumbles to the ground. More thumping is heard as round, delicate Dan is getting smothered by pig teats and hooves.
Finally, as Dan’s phone cam points towards the ceiling, a loud, booming, Chyna-esque voice belts out “Joo will not hit my mang!” followed by the sound of a swift swing of a brick-laden purse and Fatty’s limp body hitting the floor.
Brief frame of Conchita as she stands triumphantly over a spasming Fatty and a nearly dead Dan.
Dan is filming and then a piercing squeak is heard, followed by a brief shot of Fatty giving Dan a knuckle sandwich. Some concerned yells pop out of chubby little Dan as his phone tumbles to the ground. More thumping is heard as round, delicate Dan is getting smothered by pig teats and hooves.
Finally, as Dan’s phone cam points towards the ceiling, a loud, booming, Chyna-esque voice belts out “Joo will not hit my mang!” followed by the sound of a swift swing of a brick-laden purse and Fatty’s limp body hitting the floor.
Brief frame of Conchita as she stands triumphantly over a spasming Fatty and a nearly dead Dan.
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How confident are we that is actually him and not someone doing a bit?
I looked into it a bit. The account adds up to when Dan would have started posting there, before he was kicked off here. Basically when the podcast started. It’s probably him. That’s all I got. If not, that’s your bit? Seems low effort.
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what would dan even do if he got banned from the farms? we'll need to get a wellness check
Fatso would absolutely be the type to sucker punch somebody, assuming he didn't cower in fear and hide on his couch under the pink blanket.
And Flavia would absolutely clean his clock to a sparkling porcelain shine.
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What did you do?
linger longer